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HazelTheWitch

@hazelthewitch.bsky.social

She/Her 24 years old Certified Rabbit Bitch BF: @trent2luigi.bsky.social This place has nsfw art, so any kids better get off my lawn! }:-< A goofy, cute jackalope just trying to bring some joy to the world.

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Princess Farmer sleeping. Very early, it's not even ten yet!

Princess Farmer sleeping. Very early, it's not even ten yet!

Princess Farmer picking some gummy veggies outside Hop Topic like all the cool kids are doing.

Princess Farmer picking some gummy veggies outside Hop Topic like all the cool kids are doing.

Princess Farmer making a dialogue choice to Rowan the shopkeeper:
"* um, what are you listening to?"
"* makes sense..."
"* i'm gonna go now..."

Princess Farmer making a dialogue choice to Rowan the shopkeeper: "* um, what are you listening to?" "* makes sense..." "* i'm gonna go now..."

Princess Farmer (2022)
You can play as Princess Farmer (and a lot of her friends in co-op mode), a bunny who turned into a magical princess after finding a mystical lipstick. She now picks vegetables, regularly dyes her fur and blushes a lot. I want a mystical lipstick too!

21.03.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThis isn’t about politics, it’s about simple human decency.”

PUP the band rules. Jeff Rosenstock rules. Ekko Astral rules and I’m happy to have been introduced to them.

Shows like that makes me feel like we’re gonna win in the end.

08.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
artwork of an anthro rat and an anthro mouse facing away from the viewer with their asses in plain view. the mouse has a pussy and one arm around the rat while rat is showing off her balls. they are wiggling their butts and text frames the piece saying: "OoOoOoooOoooOoOoOHhohohOH you think rodents are sooooooooo hot you want to take advantage of them so bad"

artwork of an anthro rat and an anthro mouse facing away from the viewer with their asses in plain view. the mouse has a pussy and one arm around the rat while rat is showing off her balls. they are wiggling their butts and text frames the piece saying: "OoOoOoooOoooOoOoOHhohohOH you think rodents are sooooooooo hot you want to take advantage of them so bad"

subliminal rodent messaging system

29.12.2023 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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~Punny Shaker Cynde~
Aww yeh Cynde showing off them bunnies .w.)b
Also I've been playing a whole lotta Payday2, still fun :D
Enjoy the lopunny!

08.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 965    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I started volunteering at (and sharing profit with) a resource facility that serves the local LGBTQ+ community. Trying to focus on helping those who are being hurt by the people I hate, rather than simply hating those people, which I have found only consumes and debilitates me.

08.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

all a writer has to do is say "wow that sure was a bummer that no one read the thing i put so much work into!" for the community to start banshee shrieking "write for yourself or fail" as if writing for ourselves AND wanting as social creatures for our art to be seen and acknowledged can't coexist

07.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo, Jaqqln in dazzling color!

08.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She’s doomed

08.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wake up, Gwen~

06.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1169    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember to help your Gard Girlfriend by taking some weight off her shoulders

07.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1006    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Just that sense of "people seem to claim I can do more with my life than I think I can" kinda deal.

07.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is this so relatable lmao

07.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Namako: "What do these things do, anyway? Why'd you make them bigger?"
Namaco: "They make you more attractive to humans. No need to thank me~"

Namako: "What do these things do, anyway? Why'd you make them bigger?" Namaco: "They make you more attractive to humans. No need to thank me~"

idk anymore
#NeoBestiary

07.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it's just infuriating that black culture is treated as nothing but trendy lil memes and when you try to explain this to non blacks they get defensive about it.

black people are nothing but props and meme fodder to you people, especially in queer spaces.

07.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 651    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
sketch of a mushroom girl's fat dumpy

sketch of a mushroom girl's fat dumpy

right! art! fuck! shit!

07.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't seen the film yet, and I almost thought this WAS two dudes kissing.

07.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is a cry for help
(πŸ‘πŸŽ¨ : @/mamiaqua0315.bsky.social)

07.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kitty stretch

07.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2659    πŸ” 553    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission No.341

#commission #bigboobs #art #illust #sketch #pencil

07.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 659    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt stands in front of a green background with just do it written on it Alt: The Shae Lebouf "Just do it!" Meme
07.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ™„πŸ’…

06.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1813    πŸ” 367    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

Any idea where I can this such an outfit? Asking for myself, of course, not any friends of mine.

06.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A rough sketch featuring Orito (anthro bunny) standing in an awkward stance. They're looking down at themselves with a confused but happy face, looking inebriated.  They're holding up one of their very large breasts with one hand and wagging their tail. Their huge penis is out and heavily dripping with precum. They're wearing something akin to a "bunny outfit".

A rough sketch featuring Orito (anthro bunny) standing in an awkward stance. They're looking down at themselves with a confused but happy face, looking inebriated. They're holding up one of their very large breasts with one hand and wagging their tail. Their huge penis is out and heavily dripping with precum. They're wearing something akin to a "bunny outfit".

Orito Magical Outfit

They put on the outfit-that-makes-you-into-a-dumb-horny-bunny-of-large-proportions 😳 !!!!

β•‘ #SaucyArt | #SaucyOrito | #Furry | #FurryNSFW β•‘

06.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue suit is kneeling down with a chain around his waist that says ' yu gi oh ' on it Alt: IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!
06.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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turned a friend into a woman for real

#Xiyalicious

06.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 983    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0
Glaceon looks like a girl who skateboards, listens to Eminem, Sum 41 and whatever angsty bands were popular with kids back in 2002, still lives with her parents, only time she watches TV is for Family Guy, South Park and Rick and Morty, and still acts like a delinquent at 25

Glaceon looks like a girl who skateboards, listens to Eminem, Sum 41 and whatever angsty bands were popular with kids back in 2002, still lives with her parents, only time she watches TV is for Family Guy, South Park and Rick and Morty, and still acts like a delinquent at 25

06.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white digital illustration featuring Orito and Minette (anthro cats) on the edge of a bed. Orito is sitting with their legs on the side of the bed and is wearing a single sock. Minette has one knee up on the bed. 

Minette is sucking on one of Orito's breasts as they are fondling the other one with one hand, their other hand on the back of Minette's head. She's stroking their penis with both hands; one on the shaft and the other on the head. Orito seems to enjoy the attention a lot. Their clothes are discarded on the floor, with the exception of Minette's bra which is on the bed.

A black and white digital illustration featuring Orito and Minette (anthro cats) on the edge of a bed. Orito is sitting with their legs on the side of the bed and is wearing a single sock. Minette has one knee up on the bed. Minette is sucking on one of Orito's breasts as they are fondling the other one with one hand, their other hand on the back of Minette's head. She's stroking their penis with both hands; one on the shaft and the other on the head. Orito seems to enjoy the attention a lot. Their clothes are discarded on the floor, with the exception of Minette's bra which is on the bed.

Orito and Minette Visit the Library [Bonus]

Aaaaand that's the final post related to the library comic!

And the final reminder that you can get the full comic (in colour!) on Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/135153...

β•‘ #SaucyArt | #SaucyOrito | #SaucyMinette | #SaucyLibraryComic β•‘

06.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#booksky #memes #writing

05.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 9
art commission for primemodial16

art commission for primemodial16

Commission for @primemodial16.bsky.social
Kinda proud how it turned out.

06.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 933    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

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