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@stantonjones.bsky.social

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Why are newspapers asking ME a question like this, don’t you know?

28.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We immediately killed dozens of children & frankly I’d be shocked if it wasn’t intentional

28.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frustrating & disgusting to wake up to the news that my country has once again started a war.

28.02.2026 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

27.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3225    πŸ” 592    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 8

The Terror is really good but Dan REALLY hated muslims

27.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

9/11 made lots of people crazy but few of them were able to manifest the depths of their insanity quite as viscerally as Dan Simmons in the back half of Olympos

27.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tim robinson hot dog costume meme ass motherfucker

27.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i hope president trump address the NYPD snowball atrocity at the state of the union tonight

24.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can print this and use it as a handy guide

23.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 93

this is so good

23.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmaooooo bsky.app/profile/cody...

23.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sorry we can't do a war this week, human shit is exploding out of every pipe in our 13 billion dollar flagship and we can't make it stop.

23.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the funniest part about that peter attia guy is that they keep describing him as a 'longevity expert'. thats not a real thing!

23.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

embarassing how hard the UK is stunting on us at the moment.

23.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

another few rounds of 'this is the only moral place to post' discourse should do the trick

23.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a selfie of neal katyal looking like an enormous asshole at burning man. dogshit outfit. hat has a propeller on it.

a selfie of neal katyal looking like an enormous asshole at burning man. dogshit outfit. hat has a propeller on it.

ok but he's also SO cool

23.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if there is any institution that will get incandescently, impotently mad about this, its SCOTUS

23.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She really does haul ass

22.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watched Run Lola Run last night. Manni looks like Theo James.

22.02.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

20.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4433    πŸ” 756    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 16

very sad to learn that Robin Vos had a heart attack last fall

19.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This looks like a Lindsay Lohan paparazzi photo from 2005 lol

19.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i know writers who use subtext and they are all cowards dot jpg

bsky.app/profile/snmr...

19.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

most people read the 'they make a wasteland and they call it peace' line from tacitus as a criticism of rome, but thats just the woke mind virus, its actually based to do that

19.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

its a list of perverts and freaks but shoutout once again to the abundance crowd for deciding Richard Hanania should be rehabilitated and brought into the tent

19.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love to get into the hot tub while in skin tight jeans, with my best friend Kid Rock, and drink a big glass of whole milk

18.02.2026 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0