🧿 Kairi 🏴‍☠️

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Happy pride!!!

I would love to, except I've already put my name down for volunteering for parade with Mid-South Pride. I'll be somewheres there, cheering you guys on!

Y'all. My customer knew at 3:30am she wasn't going to make her 9am appt with me. Someone please tell me why she waited until an hr before her appt to text me?! I could have slept more!!!

Same. I didn't want to have to call the commerce and insurance board to get another copy.

As it turns out, the usps informed delivery thingy is epic disaster and it showed up in the mail yesterday. I've got it now and I know better than to trust their tracking.

Phrase of the day is "emergency eyeshadow event" or EEE for short. Use it as you see fit.

🤞🏻🤞🏻 but I'm not holding my breath.

I'm about to lose my cool. Where in the fucking fuck did USPS deliver my cosmetology license to?!?! I kind of need that to display at work or state board gets cranky!

FAFO Crafts™️ has been finding out with tie dye. Next up is shibori dyeing, just need to buy some marbles to help with the patterns.

Ugh. I've reached the stage of arthritis where I'm a human barometer. #teamibuprofenandcbd

I have successfully managed to create a personal playlist of music that gives me whiplash when played on random 😌

I cannot begin to describe the amount of joy listening retro and vintage music brings me. Some of this 💩 is wild 🤣

I made fajita flatbreads for dinner. Holy crap that's getting made again. Also, I'll be using fresno chilis more often, those little guys were tasty.

Phó is a hug in a bowl.

I should have a silent dance party while I cook more frequently. I already like cooking, this just adds another layer of hell yeah #fatkid

Those are great!

I for sure will 😁😁

Hey thanks!

I have reached peak craft lady and I've started my own collection of buttons in a butter cookie tin!!!

My gaming accessory basket is coming along! I sure managed to make some pretty yarn, I'd call this a very successful FAFO #yarnsky #crochetsky

Ravelry is my jam and I couldn't be happier to learn this!!!

I am convinced Donovan, of Mellow Yellow fame, was on an absolute metric ass ton of drugs when he wrote most of his work.

Tfw your therapist drops a little gem of insight in your lap and you feel the impact ripple through your brain and memories. Going to need some time to sit with this one.

Me! ME!! Pick me!!!!

Intrusive cookie thoughts won so I made peanut butter m&m and chocolate chip cookies. I've got Mississippi pot roast going in my crockpot. Doing homey stuff and taking my meds makes it easier to ignore that the US is a raging dumpster fire and going to hell in a handbasket.

#yarnsky

Hell yeah!!! My yarn is fucking amazing!!! Fuck Around and Find Out Crafts™️ found out and hoo buddy did it work 😍😍 I can't wait to turn all this rainbow goodness into a basket for holding retro gaming accessories!

We have made our merry way back to our cozy home. I'm drinking my excellent coffee out of my favorite mug while sitting on my couch and listening to Billy Holliday. It truly does not suck to be me.