Steve from Minecraft

Join my mining guild in the meanwhile we give free pickaxes

I don't go fishing, I just jump in rivers and sword all the fish to death. Much faster

I am NOT sharing my diamonds with you 👎

Dude what the fuck I went out and there's chickens but in different colors

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what the hell are those clerics doing with rotten flesh anyways?

yeah. left is normal, middle is pig found in warm biome, right is pig in cold biome

You know a game that'll never get tiring? Minecraft. They're adding pig variants you gotta play bro

nefarious contraption complete. Here's a pic of me testing it out on a sheep

Building a nefarious contraption for my evil schemes against the villagers

find my ores

Find my ores

stupid zombie whines about being in mob farm "ahh let me out this isn't fair" no fuck you get grinded

who wants villager goods for cheap prices??

permanently BANNED from the villager trading hall

I like mining blocks and building

stupid fucking villagers in my trading hall voted for trump i'm zombifying them next election day

yo anyone know the best y coordinate to mine for diamonds

I don't fill my creeper holes

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When my iron tools get worn out and about to break, I put them into a furnace and turn them into silver nuggets

putting TNT in all the villager houses and blowing them up if they don't give me good deals

I am placing blocks and shit cuz i'm in fucking minecraft
I am placing blocks and shit cuz i'm in fucking minecraft
yeaahhhh

I failed a 1 block jump bro nvm this ain't for me

This parkour civilization stuff awesome I gotta get into parkour

I am currently building the contraption, anyone have an end rod?

I don't take off my armour when I sleep cuz sometimes I be needing to fight people in the middle of the night #realshit

There's an iron golem chasing after me oh god I didn't know they could move that fast

pro tip but you can just steal from the villagers. There's no consequences whatsoever! your bread is mine, fat nose

got blown up by a creeper