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@wooooothereds.bsky.social

Trademarked content on the Cincinnati Reds. Sarcasm & nerd stuff provided for free. Pimp those dingers & flip those bats. All the places you can follow: https://linktr.ee/wooooothereds

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Can’t wait for someone to develop an AI version of Jesus and a very specific subset of Christians unironically start acting like it is a benevolent authority that should be followed.

06.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well that sucks

06.03.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t know we’d were referring to @ohnocoop.bsky.social’s mom as a dealership now. Makes sense as she does work in a lot of cars.

06.03.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait for this thing to get hacked and someone just puts a bunch of dildo images up.

06.03.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reminder, they just want us to die. Just shut up and die.

06.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says i 'm on a roller coaster of emotions right now ALT: a man says i 'm on a roller coaster of emotions right now
05.03.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@dotsonc.bsky.social @giantasianman.bsky.social
You good?

05.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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A sequel to β€˜THE WILD ROBOT’ is officially moving forward.

Troy Quane and Heidi Jo Gilbert are set to direct the film. Chris Sanders is returning to write the script.

(Source: www.thewrap.com/creative-con...)

05.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 569    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 40

Side note: jeff bezos could personally fund this war for 239 days. Billionaires shouldn’t exist

05.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah which Democrats…

05.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The most obvious response is impeachment. But nah… just talk.

05.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just keep pressing them. The stupidity of the answers will only magnify their distain for being questioned.

04.03.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel that if you can’t understand how the terrible, cruel and the hateful things going on perfectly aligns with how some view Christianity then you are simply not mentally capable of being in the fight that’s currently occurring in our society.

04.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me tell ya. StreamFab is your friend. Rip out their content.

04.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Reporter: You'll concede this is war?

Markwayne Mullin: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us.

Reporter: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war.

Reporter: When you walked up just now, you called it war.

Mullin: Okay. That was a misspoke.

03.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 87

Trump's trying to find the guy who did this.

03.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1992    πŸ” 716    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 12
Google results for "Deep Substrate Foliated Kalkite," a meme from Andor A Star Wars Story, includes a real map of a real place with that name in Australia.

Google results for "Deep Substrate Foliated Kalkite," a meme from Andor A Star Wars Story, includes a real map of a real place with that name in Australia.

I have several questions

03.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Just tell Coop’s mom to grab it for ya

03.03.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I yell at you both?

03.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume the limbo is a stage of the afterlife when the AI murdered them

03.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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of all the responses in our MLB fan survey, these two back-to-back are the funniest.

the owners are to blame for payroll disparity, so the solution is to... give them more power?

πŸ”— www.nytimes.com/athletic/707...

02.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 13

Ahh the Ponzi scheme of wars.

02.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Officially on the trading block to Seattle.

02.03.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep telling him he is rich. He can’t count so this works out for you with him being your agent.

02.03.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Patriot Act needs to be burned to the ground.

01.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I do shots of Tylenol after getting the flu shot. I’m all in.

01.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t let the AI fool you

01.03.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think of who they could have selling concessions. All the tight spaces they could fit into. Pure market disruptor.

28.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Glad to see the WSJ had to put quotes around one of the most factual aspects of all of this.

28.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0