The Dollop Out of Context

"To those who have qualms violating laws, state or national, I say the time has come when such impositions must be discarded."

To scoop my brain out and make sure the last thing in my head is my dick. That's bold.

Well, are you against someone making a point?

The girl's "marvelous apparatus was extraordinary and required much energy. The male didn't have to deal with anything like a period so he wasn't affected."

What are we going to do this year for Ether Day?

I feel like you just brought the Holocaust into a tickling conversation and also we're having a tickling conversation.

Farmers and cattlemen could only reach the courthouse if they cut someone's barbed wire.

Remember land?

No, I'm a rat.

Thank God Kathy died. What a bitch last week eh?

Bill was a bit of a pioneer as he began using street fighters to dominate a democratic society.

I'm a priest-surgeon-biologist! And a psychologist!

What bandage or gauze are you going to put on that? It's a giant fucking hole.

Who wrote the certificate?

The guy in the bathroom.

I miss my entire life. I gave it up last summer.

Lenny was living out of his car, an airplane hangar and hotel lobbies.

You also couldn't enjoy it on the same as him because you'd never murdered anyone.

Gentlemen, gentlemen. Should we own people or not?

You keep pledging to keep your pussy straight, on the straight and narrow.

A wizard does live in your heart, Alfred, enough. Stop it, it's medical science.

He starts off as kind of a wet noodle.

The baby goes to see J-Town. He gets put on the jetski to Heaven.

He refused to defer to the expertise of employees he'd hired to do jobs because they were experts.

So when James published his pamphlet titled "Deformities of Samuel Johnson," the Scottish were really into it.

The only requirements were that you had to sign a five-year contract and that you weren't Catholic.

Of his mother, Alfred wrote "Oh God, it's awful when these women get ahold of you. The poor devil had to become a preacher to marry her."

You wrote a bad check to a blowjob store.

Mike was known to beat up anyone who didn't laugh at one of his jokes or pranks.

"Experience has shown it's almost impossible to Americanize these people."

As time has gone on, should we not be resistant to Americanizing anything? I mean, look at how it's gone.

I've been smoking gas rags.

This is @theDollop. We're the bad boys.

It's a hot spot for beavers?

It's gonna be Beaverland.