Legend of the Alejandra-faced Woman 🎃✨

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Predator!

Is that the episode where they’re accidentally arrested for being “hookers”? I watch that show too much hahah

Welp, it just isn’t our night. Really hoping for better for the Dodgers tomorrow. #WorldSeries

Oh, Snell… I hope you can get out of your own head 😕 #Dodgers #WorldSeries

It turns out that, all this time, Rob Schneider has been portraying characters who were *smarter* than he really is.

😂😂😂

Ken, do you want to act like the real UN? Or do you want to squabble and just waste time?

I can’t hate that. But SoCal is all we need anyway lol ;b

Any relation to Xena?

HELL YEAH SNELL! #Dodgers #WorldSeries

Was that “Brain Stew” playing earlier? #WorldSeries

FIRST BLOOD! Yay Teo! #Dodgers #WorldSeries

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says game show on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says game show on it

Oh, never. He was deliciously evil in the original!

Thank you, Pages; that was close! #Dodgers #WorldSeries

C’mon Snell, settle your nerves; you got this! #Dodgers #WorldSeries

💙💙💙 #Dodgers #WorldSeries

I appreciate Pharrell, but this music is lacking energy. #WorldSeries

Hahah I seriously have the greatest friends 💜 #WeAreTheSuperfriends

“Now do an imitation of Punky Brewster's father!”

NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.

Sounds like you unleashed the power of apples. Any plans to climb the murderhorn?

Hahah I thought about it, but I just read in my PowerSauce bar that Deng Xiao-Ping died and now I’m sad

Actually, it would be… that’s right, Frank Stallone!

So I got my apple slices, and am pretty proud I didn’t have the pie—or even my usual fries!

I really wanna do better by my health (especially my sugar) and will have to work harder than ever to do that, but I’m more than ready to try again ❤️ (2/2)

It’s the little things—I’m doing my best to stay on the fitness wagon again and had ordered some apple slices at McDonalds, but was accidentally given an apple pie instead. Was tempted to just keep it, but made myself stay the course and let them know that I actually ordered something else. (1/2)

Nice! The anime I’ve every really truly loved hehe

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Cannot overstate how much I cackled when I opened this message from @exploding-girl.bsky.social while playing New Vegas just now

I laugh at Tony Danza!
I l a u g h a t T o n y D a n z a !
I L A U G H A T T O N Y D A N Z A !
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