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Latest posts by sippingmalorts.bsky.social on Bluesky

Saw a poll that showed perceptions of crime and the actual amount of it diverge about 20-25 years ago and it seems like that's maintained by just assuming every behavior that isn't dour white protestant is actually criminal

12.08.2025 12:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he's not the decisive vote anymore so it doesn't matter

11.08.2025 23:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also true

10.08.2025 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Felt this way about Hasan but mostly because I find him terribly boring

10.08.2025 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you actually stupid?

08.08.2025 22:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess he hasn't been informed the MAHA hogs who follow him don't like any vaccine. They didn't trust Trump's vaccine

08.08.2025 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you always speak in jibberish

08.08.2025 22:54 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've noticed an interesting undercurrent in a lot of right-wing thought where they not only insist they are right but must also be in the majority. They really need the latter, which explains why they're so keen on making "blue" states seem less populated

08.08.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew Trump 2 would be very stupid, but it's really beyond parody at this point

08.08.2025 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

all the time spent learning how to prompt those things can be used to actually learn things instead

08.08.2025 22:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AI: The Death drive technology

08.08.2025 22:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

extremely expensive meme generator

08.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
wint on X: "THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree" / X THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree

More likely result is just reenacting this dril tweet:

x.com/dril/status/...

07.08.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also we should all challenge the assertion people can make movie-like content using that shit

07.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my wife's lips are like a machine gun. her boyfriend is a lucky man

06.08.2025 20:52 — 👍 170    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 1

I don't think we'll notice any difference tbh

06.08.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beside the point, but it's very funny to have an egirl account called "Emily Saves America" presumably via posting

06.08.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
06.08.2025 07:36 — 👍 68    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 1

you can just look at the shape of a paragraph smell the AI on it. always ebullient. sometimes flavored like owl city manic pixie, sometimes the sass of a stale wendys social media post. brick of styrofoam in the shape of a human. i should be allowed to rip its head off

06.08.2025 11:25 — 👍 866    🔁 97    💬 16    📌 3

if I knew someone in my life farming out the communication to me like this the friendship is over not because I decide not to talk to that person anymore but because they've effectively stopped talking to me

06.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the striking thing about using an LLM for something like this is what do you if you're actually speaking to someone? are you pulling out your phone and reading off it? how well is that going to go over?

06.08.2025 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Relationships are about learning and growing together

04.08.2025 01:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had to mute her name on Twitter because she just doesn't warrant the volume of words written about her

04.08.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kate Upton was one too. Most don't tend to have staying power, which is probably part of why Sydney is taking every endorsement she can get

04.08.2025 01:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's always been there, but I'm constantly amazed by this country's embrace of self-destruction in the name of salvation. We really are cooked

04.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect post pairing

04.08.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This would be the cat's room

03.08.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm guessing the one reply I can't see is from the person who blocked me and I want to say to that person "sorry I was too funny for you"

03.08.2025 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tomorrow's card actually looks better BUT the prices they're paying for only six matches? Absurd.

03.08.2025 03:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah this a ☝️🤓 point but Vince and family sold the company in a merger with UFC which doesn't change the general point considering the TKO is very MAGA

03.08.2025 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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