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It's (still) illegal to make me feel bad.

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Latest posts by sippingmalorts.bsky.social on Bluesky

On the left we have SadJack OpenAi saying "Noooo stop saying thank you! You're bankrupting us! 

On the right we have Brian saying "Thank you Mr. Computer, have a nice day"

On the left we have SadJack OpenAi saying "Noooo stop saying thank you! You're bankrupting us! On the right we have Brian saying "Thank you Mr. Computer, have a nice day"

20.11.2025 11:16 — 👍 1746    🔁 160    💬 17    📌 4

Would you go back in time to kill Baby Honkler

18.11.2025 14:38 — 👍 38    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 0

Oh God this is too accurate

18.11.2025 13:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We will shame both and enjoy it

18.11.2025 13:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's what I call ~* Bluesky *~

18.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this really stretches the metaphor, but I think it's best described as a case of the nut finding the very stupid squirrel that usually ate its own shit

18.11.2025 03:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(I own several)

18.11.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's smaller than the brandy snifters I've seen, but it's a snifter, probably intended for beer

18.11.2025 02:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

there's already WBC discourse? wow. it has arrived

17.11.2025 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The whole Democratic Party strategy is to be welcoming to a bunch of a competing vaguely left (and sometimes not left at all) interests so they all cancel each other out. Good for maintaining power, but bad for creating a durable coalition

17.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The "Big Tent" exists for one reason: to dilute any single interest down by creating too many competitors so only the most organized to decide what happens while claiming they speak for the majority

17.11.2025 13:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is how swearing works in Dutch

17.11.2025 06:51 — 👍 367    🔁 54    💬 10    📌 8

Lots of jousting at the person they want to argue with instead of the one they actually are arguing with

17.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if I have any major complaint about this site is that big portions of it seem to run on this overconfident, self-serious, blinkered view of politics

17.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The braindead outrage in your replies and quotes is very funny. Person after person running to accusations of bigotry like it's a comforting blankie to avoid any discussion of actual politics instead of superficial representation

17.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Would be very (darkly) funny if the first female president is a Republican just to see how the people yelling at you process it

17.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Odd to roll out this argument knowing Obama won twice pretty comfortably

17.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

incredibly ironic choice of gif, I must say lol

17.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
the kids from weapons, running, arms outstretched, seen from behind, on a poster at CVS. ‘only at CVS health,’ it says. ‘me on my way to get my flu shot,’ it says

the kids from weapons, running, arms outstretched, seen from behind, on a poster at CVS. ‘only at CVS health,’ it says. ‘me on my way to get my flu shot,’ it says

oh my god

16.11.2025 22:40 — 👍 791    🔁 195    💬 22    📌 28

I'm looking to do something similar. The book club helps get me reading things because I'm afraid to show up not having done the reading and I can commit to something on my calendar

16.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are you in any book clubs or is this just an on your own thing?

16.11.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bears fans actively hating a 7-3 team is why I love the NFL.

16.11.2025 21:04 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1
16.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 76    🔁 32    💬 0    📌 1

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

16.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 1114    🔁 476    💬 34    📌 63

Been interesting to see the reactions around our little corner of online as an observer who never interacted with him

15.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really, really hate the fact that that Stupidest Day in American History tweet keeps being right

15.11.2025 04:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
13.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Discord is good

13.11.2025 00:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think he goes independent because he's the sort of moron Gen Xer who thinks he's an iconoclast for being contrarian

12.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That person is fucking hysterical. I have not laughed this hard at posts in a while

12.11.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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