cuips✨️

listening to the howl's moving castle audiobook for the first time and it's the funniest thing ever. howl u dumb whore

I HATE THE CLOUD. SO MUCH

boooooo!!

he's a star!!!

it's like it Knows i am not a lifelong apple user and has set out to make my experience as miserable as possible before ultimately switching back. evil bastard

no new phone for me i fear😭 i want to trade it in so bad but. alas

mhmm. ka applegate u did so much for me🙏

i remember the dream vaguely but what i could get down will never be as good as what i wrote last night. ik im missing smth but idk what rip

it is not, i checked already😭 i want to go back to android so bad but i fear im stuck with this thing unless i can convince my brother to trade me or smth😭😭

homophobic :(

hell yeah!

oh no

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hbyrde.bsky.social 💜🍰😘 enjoy your spicy #steddie 💦

what if i throw my phone into the river on my way home today. what if. clearing icloud storage should NOT delete the stuff stored on my device!! whose dumbfuck idea was that????

had a dream abt bitched omega eddie last night. woke up to write it down,,, it was beautiful,,,he was drooling, purring,, checked my notes app this morning to find that every single note had mysteriously disappeared, due to no icloud storage. cried.

THEY'RE SO SWEET RAAAAAAH EATING THEM U MAKE THEM SO PRETTY I JUST WANNA SQUISH THEM (metal crushing sounds like i am squeezing a tin can except it's eddie munson)

lord harrington for #wipwednesday #steddie

animorphs raised me ngl

evil

traditional authors also do but is Definitely smth i see a ton in fic!! they also pointed toward how i write dialogue and how very casual my writing tends to be but i think that comes of writing fic abt two dudes from backwater indiana for the past 3 years haha

i don't know if it's bc i haven't read enough books written by fic authors or what but i have no clue what the tells are! what my friends pointed out was mostly how i structure sentences, often leaving off nouns and skipping straight toward the main verb, which i'm sure other

i learned from the best😌

haha exactly!!

i then asked a bunch of friends from workshop if they could tell me what the weird things were and they all pointed to things that i see Everywhere in fanfic which i thought was hysterical

one of my workshop profs last year told me that i had a really weird way of writing but that i was good at showing the reader how to actually read my stories and that rly stuck with me.

better than the time i tossed a small handful of raw tomato pieces at her bc i saw her out of the corner of my eye and thought she was the bunny. my bad girl just he was RIGHT there a second ago and it was like 6 am😭

went to go stop the bunny from digging at the floors again but it was just my roomie filing her nails WHOOPS i thought u were. a bunny rabbit

yeah im looking into jailbreaking it now but it was ios 18 already when i got it and the only info i can find is for ios 16 i think im going to lob hammers at it instead

grrrrr most stupid evil device i have ever owned. counting down the days until apple forcibly shuts it down for being a whole 2 years old so i can go back to android😭

*hard lmfao i wish it was bard