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no candle bullshit planned haha twas just a silly thought i had!!

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he winks!!!!

thank u beloved it is inspired by me not realizing my fly was down on the train this morning LMAO

his smirk too??? sir. SIR.

fiction is a safe space to think of unsafe things if you feel it's messing you up, step away. don't assume it's messing everyone up and you need to eradicate it because you caught a case of the feel-bads from something. go sit with that and think about why instead of pissing in everyone else's cheerios.

oh my goddd they suck so bad

yeah😔

he has been put in baby jail for his crimes (not allowed to go into roomie's bedroom til she gets a container to put her snacks in)

yes unfortunately :/

eddie nods, fumbling for his zipper and yanking it up. his traitorous dick is stirring under all the shame and attention and steve seems to be aware of that, too. he laughs again.

and then, for some ungodly reason, he winks.

"relax," steve tells him. he squeezes eddie's shoulder, must've felt how he got all tense. "i don't think anyone else saw. dustin would've made a scene if he noticed. and if he didn't, no one did. our little secret, yeah?"

"dude," steve says. he's laughing. like eddie is one of them now, in on all the jokes. "your fly's down. i can see your dick."

oh. oh god. this whole time? did he pin harrington to the wall with his cock just...out?

so the hand on his back surprises him. later, after he's learned that he isn't crazy, that it's all actually just this fuckin' town. it's a hand on his back and lips on his ear, rough with the day's stubble and whispering—oh god, what is he saying? stupid, eddie think!!

he isn't expecting harrington. isn't expecting the oar to the shoulder or the way he soothes him when eddie's the one holding a bottle to his neck. the world is off-kilter. eddie gets dizzy, fuzzy in his head. he's so scared, even when he drops harrington and both of them fall to the floor.

unfortunately, the last day before spring break is one of his low-laundry days. chrissy cunningham dies on his ceiling and he isn't even wearing boxers when he runs away, fearing that he might be next, that this town will kill him even if he isn't.

eddie goes commando sometimes when he's short on clean laundry and it's not like anyone is gonna notice anyway. he already sits out of gym and he hasn't even had his first kiss yet in this bumfuck town, much less anything else. it just makes sense to skip the underwear, let himself breathe.

my friend is one and i cannot understand him!! most mixed signals ever from that guy aauugh

baby cannot eat taki!!!!

crying

he has been charged with thirteen felonies and is wanted in 2 states!!!!

they are Stupid

i fear i will never understand the minds of slutty gym bros

what happens when u use the same amount of lube as those weirdos in brl

he broke into my roomie's bedroom 2 whole times and tore a giant hole in her chips before we realized!! we thought we had mice!!! no!!! just a big ol lagomorph with a stomach of fuckin STEEL apparently!!!

the face of a man addicted to takis

cutest drug dealer in the bum fuck Hawkins, Indiana
#eddiemunson

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YES IT IS!!!

im crying they suck at this