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Jeb King

@jebias58.bsky.social

Baltimore man. LGBTQ. Liberal Democrat. Lover of poodles, pasta, politics, and pastries. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

229 Followers  |  251 Following  |  167 Posts  |  Joined: 19.03.2025
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What's an objectively mediocre or downright garbage food that you will love forever?

22.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1181    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 1220    πŸ“Œ 2644

I love every one of your posts. Keep going!

19.02.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How does it distract from the real story? We are inundated 24/7 with information about their evil shit.

Laughing at your enemies’ foibles is a time-tested way to dilute our fear of them and their power over us. Please stop attacking your allies on this site.

15.02.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hero

14.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. πŸ˜€

08.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blocked him

05.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is alt text? I googled it but still don’t understand.

02.02.2026 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Blocked

28.01.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just realized the Takei family owns comicsands. I get it. But the site is still problematic. Sorry.

28.01.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed that. The Comicsands site sucks.

28.01.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

George, I love you. You’re a national treasure, an inspiration, and a hero.

But why all the links to comicsands articles? They are lousy with ads and pop ups. Trying to get through an article is like running an obstacle course. Surely you have access to other sources? ❀️

28.01.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch

23.01.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was waiting for this comment

19.01.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The answer is never.

America, such as it is or was, is over. Something new will emerge, but it will be a much weakened version of what we could have been β€” unless WWIII wipes us out sooner, which is seeming more and more likely.

I’m not feeling optimistic late this cold Sunday night.

12.01.2026 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

27.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You leave my NetFlix outa this

27.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus, didn’t he blow Bill Clinton? I’m just asking questions.

26.11.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who wore it best?

26.11.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. I’m sad for us both.

26.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so powerful β€” and encouraging. Thank you, Rep. Houlahan.

26.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for standing up for the rest of us. We love you.

21.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First thing I thought of!

20.11.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Curse you for making me Google this

19.11.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure Jan

19.11.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending love your way

19.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sodomy is gay
But felatio’s OK.
Well that’s what Billy said,
So Donnie gave him head.
I guess they’re just well bread.
But irony is dead.

16.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billy and Donnie, down upon his knees
s-u-c-k-i -n-g

First come lies
Then misdirection

But nothing can hide this painful erection

16.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billy and Donnie, down upon his knees
s-u-c-k-i -n-g

First come lies
Then misdirection

But nothing can hide this painful erection

16.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another stain upon the presidency

16.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billie had a big one.
Donnie had to see.

Best way to do it was down upon his knees.

Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.

And now my stomach’s heaving with β€œick, ick, ick.”

16.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0