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Writer of blog posts no one reads. Maker of podcasts no one listens to. linktr.ee/RobLammle

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a man wearing a black t-shirt that says oh my is smiling . ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt that says oh my is smiling .
08.12.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More clothes should come with built-in ninja star pockets

07.12.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of all the MOTU crossovers, this might be my most anticipated now

07.12.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or Cluckless?

07.12.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Found this shirt at Savers.

I know what it is, but I also don't know what it is.

07.12.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, browsing through podcasts: "I'm going to take a break from the Blank Check series on John Carpenter from 2021. I'll come back to it tomorrow."

Also me: "Ooh, the latest episode of Forever Midnight is about The Thing!"

07.12.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iconic

07.12.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes ya just gotta

07.12.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best answer

06.12.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question: You're walking through the desert and you see a tortoise on its back. What would you do?

06.12.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, probably not all of us, because some will follow his advice

06.12.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great choice!

06.12.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

06.12.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are the lost boys and pronounced oolaynah-eeduh ahneejhoojha

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are the lost boys and pronounced oolaynah-eeduh ahneejhoojha

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Dรฉtsฤƒtฤƒ (Dayjhahtah) was once a boy who ran away to the woods to avoid the scratching and smoke ceremony and

06.12.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is exactly the reason I rarely talk about TV or movies online anymore. I'm just going to have my opinions and be happy with them. I don't need someone telling me I'm wrong for having them.

06.12.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mariah Carey - Fantasy (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by MariahCareyVEVO Mariah Carey - Fantasy (Official 4K Video)

That's Fantasy
youtu.be/qq09UkPRdFY?...

05.12.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young girl is standing in a field with the words dreamlover come rescue me behind her . ALT: a young girl is standing in a field with the words dreamlover come rescue me behind her .

I only remember this one is her because of that awesome beat and her rolling around in the grass...

05.12.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, damn, I didn't know Dermot was supposed to be there today! Dude, that sucks!

05.12.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do Dermot and Casey do conventions? Or are we going to see your name on TMZ someday after getting arrested for breaking and entering?

05.12.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, too

05.12.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, hell nah

05.12.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure it was the closed captioner having some fun

05.12.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But if he's in Backwards Land, wouldn't that mean he meant the opposite of what he said? Man, that guy's a prick...

05.12.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So freaking cool!

05.12.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I cannot recommend enough that you make marshmallow treats (AKA Rice Krispie treats) out of those. They are life changing.

05.12.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ooh, I might have to actually look for those. Love me some Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere.

05.12.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That's the bad guy from the 1994 horror movie, Brainscan with Edward Furlong (joking...I think)

05.12.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Adding that to my stocking! Night of the Comet by the same publisher is pretty tempting, too...

05.12.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was the "getting ready to go out" song for my college girl-friends. It would play while I was waiting patiently in the living room watching whatever was on HBO that night at 10:00.

05.12.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would love to know the story behind every license being for Halloween II...

05.12.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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