Lovely Cosmic

how have I never realized you can make an acronym out of "The Hero of Time" and it spells THOT

Do you fuckers miss demonoid as much as i do

I used to go into GameStop to look at stuff while tuning out the workers. Looking at Kirby merch while a worker said “FIFA madden power up rewards pro?? Call of duty reward pro??? Fortnite skin!! Reward pro vbuck fifa!!” And I’m like “shuddup I’m lookin at the kirbys” but now they closed 😭

Quite literally a scene from Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil”

Nintendo Cigarettes now available for Nintendo Switch Online Subscribers.

Ding dong
I’m gay
Ding dong

I haven’t seen it since it came out, but remember it being good. I got it in 4K and am gonna watch with headphones I think

Evening

I’ve bought onions from Aldi 5 times and every fucking time they’re bad!! You’d think I’d learn my lesson, but I keep sayin “surely I won’t get fooled this time!” And I take the onions home, cut them and they’re watery and brown every fucking time. Now I gotta go to Kroger FUCK

UNOWN COOL S

Let’s do drugs at the Tiny Desk Concert, suck each other off at GDQ and then hotbox The Criterion Closet

Pokémon wind and waves is definitely a step up in visual fidelity, but I just feel they should experiment with visual styles. Make it beautiful and make it feel like a real place

Kind of cruddy to use a Nintendo controller for this article given they’ve been much more protective of their employees than any American company

based on the power suit cuz i think the shoulders fit better

Just discovered you can get strong zero in America now

Big fan of "Sayest thou!" as a retort

For more context, they kept being compared to Neutral Milk Hotel, and this was peak hipster era. While the similarities are there, the music is still genuine and unique. Im particularly fond of the song "I Build Machines." The frontman, Kyle Craft, has released 3 solo albums since. They're also good

YouTube video by B-side Archive (Obscure Music & Lost Media) Gashcat - REUNION! (FULL ALBUM) [2011]

Back in 2011 there was a band called Gashcat, and they made a beautiful album called Reunion. The band's frontman is seemingly ashamed of this album and it has largely been scrubbed from the internet and forgotten. I can't even access my original Bandcamp purchase.

Please don't let this album die.

I know it’s 6 am and it’s a little early for this but I need to get my thang sucked on

I’m a homosexual and there ain’t a ho mo’ sexual than me

When I get old and lose my teeth I’m gonna eat so much god damn peanut butter

Dude same for cell phones, can’t get a small iPhone anymore, I wish people found small things as appealing I do

Maybe I could find a watchman of the same size though…

Just discovered what a Sony indextron is, I want one for my famicom so bad now but they’re rare ;_;

A lot of online retailers seem to just be lying about estimated delivery dates these days. I’m ok with waiting, but be real with the dates. And they always play hide the ball with your tracking data, just link me to the tracking data from the courier directly.

Ok, finished Freddy Got Fingered and you know what? It’s disgusting, it has no respect for its audience, offensive, dark and surreal. Unsettling. Off-putting. I was disturbed by it. What a movie. Fantastic. Loved it

This movie is fascinating actually

Ok yeah this movie is insulting me directly, I get it

I am ten minutes in and I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve said “wait why is the movie doing this now”

About to subject myself to the movie Freddy Got Fingered