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Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...

This was The Onion in 2019. theonion.com/chuck-schume...

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

@kierongillen.bsky.social @casparw.bsky.social so I need to reread every issue of The Power Fantasy about seven times over before you madmen come back

Star Wars movies: The Force is mysterious and unknowable
Dave Filoni: Actually there was this old dude and his two kids, one who was an angel princess and another who was a piece of shit. I will never stop talking about them.

and is very slimming

Kiddo's been reading Krakoa-era X-Men?

He just can’t figure out how to work a dolly zoom into his foot fetish

Disgusting. How am I supposed to explain to my 5 year old that there are people from New Jersey?

Bauer's UCL might be intact, but his dignity isn't

Damn, I actually like this!

Swedish curler Isabella Wranå

the last thing you see before you die when you're a USA curling stone in scoring position

At least I can watch curling on the bus.

SDPD fucked the morning commute for most of the county because they engaged in a high speed pursuit of a trailer until it jackknifed and blocked the whole damn freeway. Cops showing just how useful they are once again.

Alford an ass man confirmed

Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism

Look, we’ve known Substack hates trans people since its inception. We’ve known that it’s okay platforminv Nazis for nearly as long. If you still use Substack, you’re okay with drinking at the Nazi bar. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

Plaschke and Shaikin both coming down on the right side of history here is WILD

All-Time Loathe

Freedom of Speech (painting) by Norman Rockwell but Abe Lincoln's head has been replaced with Shirley Manson's (Garbage)

I'm only happy when it rains

Headline: Will Newsom Be the Democrats' Next Mistake? Byline: By Bret Stephens

blind squirrels, worst person, etc etc

Please make this available on visionOS as well!

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

This is fucking awful news.

Never thought that the guy who asked whether Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 got lost in a black hole would be arrested for being an 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒆 or whatever, but here we are.

the internet was a mistake

The issues page of the Bernie 2020 website with "Give Ilhan Omar a Gundam" photoshopped as the top issue

Now more than ever before

New CBS News contributors:

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Kai Winn
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Keiko O’Brien