@darklighter.bsky.social
Code monkey. Padres baseball sufferer. Comic book lover.
Socialism for fascists, violence for everyone else
25.11.2025 20:49 β π 313 π 72 π¬ 7 π 0ryan lizza is asking you to decide if youβre normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
22.11.2025 06:05 β π 2840 π 200 π¬ 72 π 39That is deeply disappointing news. You had one job, VW!
20.11.2025 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ID Buzz is a stupid stupid stupid name for a great looking car
20.11.2025 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gotta keep your sewing kit somewhere!
20.11.2025 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0$1.50 hot dog and a soda catching undeserved strays here
20.11.2025 18:54 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It still says Mt. Rainer on the Mariners Instagram.
20.11.2025 15:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My βNot a Robyn Referenceβ subject line is getting me a lot of questions already answered by my subject line
20.11.2025 15:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The @mariners.com really misspelled Mt. Rainier on their Instagram post about this.
19.11.2025 23:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
Congrats on 50 seasons, @mariners.com, but did you really put a compass rose on a compass rose? Is Xzibit on your design team?
19.11.2025 23:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.
18.11.2025 18:32 β π 2157 π 461 π¬ 29 π 0Can we talk about that photo though? Itβs giving single dad getting back out there.
18.11.2025 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Campaign fundraising texts are the fucking worst, but at least @chriswarcraft.bsky.social made a lame punting pun in his. Other candidates could learn from the effort!
18.11.2025 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0HBO keeps trying to autoplay him after John Oliver and I cannot imagine a Venn diagram with a smaller overlap
18.11.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can get prescription safety glasses made specifically for sports, but for casual low contact sports Iβve never bothered.
16.11.2025 15:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Secret Service advance teams scouting local office supply and hardware stores
15.11.2025 04:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Presidential motorcade replaced by a convoy of Subarus and U-Hauls
15.11.2025 04:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The perfect gift for your enemies
15.11.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anish Kapoor did something that doesn't suck? It really is the end times.
14.11.2025 21:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Comixology is hell, LCS are heaven.
14.11.2025 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Purrad-dΓ»r
14.11.2025 03:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
13.11.2025 23:59 β π 7364 π 2869 π¬ 42 π 39Being a Padres fan can really, really, really suck.
13.11.2025 18:15 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Things Ryan is not:
D.B. Cooper
The Louvre thief
A guy who peed his pants
Nothing to see here!
I have had this issue with Amazon so often lately. Canβt wait for Image to get on Neon Ichiban.
13.11.2025 15:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0based on the epstein emails released today i am Tapping The Sign
12.11.2025 18:52 β π 1566 π 252 π¬ 27 π 7If you havenβt watched Halt and Catch Fire, you need to log off and fix that immediately.
13.11.2025 15:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another Wednesday, another Amazon/Comixology release fuckup. No Power Fantasy and no DIE: Loaded. @imagecomics.com please get on @neonichiban.bsky.social so @kierongillen.bsky.social can upset me on a platform that actually cares about comics.
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