Kirk

I hope you find someone like that someday, Karen. I never forget for a second how lucky I am to have someone that does stuff like that for me, and who makes me want to do things like that for her. Mutual kindness is the real secret sauce of relationships.

Thought I was in bad sinus tach after the game, but it just turns out somebody’s blasting bass music nearby. Whew

We deserved to be beaten by Canadians just on principle

Well shit. Hell of a game, but I wish it would’ve gone the other way.

EXACTLY

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing maple syrup.

I feel like Kevin Bacon could be in trouble.

Also, pro-tip: If you don’t really take care of yourself, your body can often compensate pretty well for a long time. But when bad health arrives, it arrives like a category 5 hurricane. 😢

Where did you get it, and do they make stickers?

Computers were a mistake.

While I am liberal and live on the coast (which is a function of where my family moved for jobs), I feel like if I were elite I wouldn’t be so worried about how I’m going to afford healthcare when (if?) I retire.

This seems like something I would do.

JFC too scary

Adorable

JFC

Hopefully he had other EDC essentials like a Swiss Army knife, some cheese and a baguette.

I wasn’t “day drinking” I was “practicing my survival skills.”

It's not always good to be nice.

Hilarious

CP?

I know some people love to go in person, but I’ve voted by mail for years and love it. Also proud to say I’ve never missed an election. 🇺🇸

Next year: a spreadsheet

Fisher Price Little People (when they were made of wood), Erector Set, and chemistry sets that had legitimately dangerous chemicals in them. And of course, Lego. (Still love Lego!)

Time to get a fake ID. 😉

I can still hear the ad jingle for Litebright in my head.

two men are doing push ups with the words " we 're not worthy " behind them ALT: two men are doing push ups with the words " we 're not worthy " behind them

Wow, you should write a guidebook.

a black and white photo of a group of children sitting at desks in a classroom ALT: a black and white photo of a group of children sitting at desks in a classroom

I’m nostalgic for a lot of things from my youth, but duck and cover drills are not one of those things.

Good gig, plus: free fruit.

I’ve had them for a while. I think Amazon of all places. I keep a small Altoids tin in my man purse with these, May Cause Drowsiness stickers, and googly eyes. For “emergencies.”

Nerds gummy clusters with a prominent Boneless sticker attached to the front.

Cherry Fun Dip with a “Rectal Use Only” sticker attached to the front. Tbh, probably not fun when taken rectally, but you would be the talk of the emergency department for a while. So minor fame? But not worth it. Too much risk of both rectal and reputational harm.

Well, wife rejected my idea to put fun little stickers on the Halloween candy for the Trick-or-Treaters. Better luck next year.