Kev

You just gotta redirect one with a little dog. You'll get that and a pop-up bakery

White women who jog at night are Gentrification Fairies.

Any block you see them on, expect a Whole Foods to appear.

Any variation of Tracey or Donald... the hair ALWAYS gives it away

This weekend reminded me how many people use church to compensate for their shitty behavior rather than actually learn anything there.

Explains so much...

This loctician washed & retwisted my hair in an hour & ten minutes...with the other ones I've tried, that took about 4 hrs for the same 58 locs.

I never realized how much of my life was tied to my phone until it stopped working

a close up of a man making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face .

I said the same thing.
On one hand - fuck her for saying it AND dude for laughing so hard. On the other hand... it was "Nigger Navy" random

Displaced anger is the worst...Like, you still got smoked by THREE cis women

Throw in therapy words & we're actually in hell...diagnosing themselves based on vibes to justify how they refuse to stop & process anything.

Some people just don’t social media well. At all. Sarcasm lost on you. Jokes lost on you. Nuance never even existed. Shit is lowkey exhausting af.

I've never met a happy parent who's pressed about the next person not having kids.

Prime example: the aunt who just said my brother and I "won't give [my mom] grandkids," went back to work less than a year after retiring bc the grandson she raised wiped out her 401k.

What's ironic is the people so pressed about a performance in Spanish would miss the clearest symbolism that anyone who's passed a middle school English class could see.

Never forget, it was a Black man that saved the Superbowl Halftime Show.

Because it was a Black TV show that almost made it irrelevant

Volkswagen can eat a bag of dicks if they think I'm paying $10/mo just to start my car from my phone.

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

Elmo has spoken.

No other opinions need to be submitted, and the voting is now closed.

Tell me why I didn't have a doorbell for almost TWO YEARS bc I flipped a switch in my hallway that I thought went to an attic fan that's not there... Like, just flipped this switch & heard the chime.

Almost 6 years in this house, I'm still finding out how stuff works.

Criticizing the “blacksky only” posting feature instead of understanding WHY that feature is so necessary for our community and focusing your efforts on that side of things is most certainly a choice.

More mad that we’re protecting ourselves than you are at the reason we need to do so.

Idiots.

...this is actually terrifying, but I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

Listening.... People just (barely) wait their turn to speak now.

Who knows of any Communications Manager jobs anywhere between Philly and Raleigh? My only reason for staying in Pittsburgh was my grandmother.

She's gone now.

I. AM. TRAPPED.

Bet any money he had a shared Facebook account with his wife before the divorce 😂 I've never heard someone who's 1) secure 2) never cheated say this doofy shit.

Expecting Glo to take care of a baseball team bc her parents couldn't stop fuckin is crazy

My grandma passed away yesterday morning. For seven years, I was the only grandchild -of 17/18- who saw her on a consistent basis.

But a bum-ass cousin who saw her once in 2020 is on Facebook faking like he's distraught. I catch one word I dont like, hes getting lit up

My girl was dead serious !!

Actual degreed journalism >>>> bold print shaderoom font.

I could go for a Pittsburgh steak salad, but with french dressing.

Not doing too bad yourself 👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣