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#oswaldtheluckyrabbit

Where am i

If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what

thats my fun fact

across the spiderverse is called that bcus its. across. the spiderverse. bcus theyre all. spiderman. yeag

i love the word 'eccentric' and hope i am it

We have too many horror movies that demonize trans people
And yet not one of them has the tagline "There's an end in transgender"
What's the point in harming vulnerable populations if you're too much of a coward for puns?

A scene from the podcast Malevolent. Arthur, wounded, sits on the forest floor holding a letter to his chest. John puts a transparent hand on his shoulder in comfort.

"It doesn't really say that does it?"

@malevolent.bsky.social
#malevolent #malevolentseason5 #malevolent49 #art

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yes! but i didn’t
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#inanimateinsanity #osc

regularly scheduled chaos

#JustShowerThoughts

Your imagination is a figment of your imagination

old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term -The Onion

I wish I'd thought to be on Bluesky
That would have been convenient

View of Pluto over the years captured by telescopes

Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.

YouTube video by The Onion Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Nation Shrugs After Hearing Trump Guilty Verdict, Unpauses ‘MILF Manor’ -The Onion

Nation Shrugs After Hearing Trump Guilty Verdict, Unpauses ‘MILF Manor’
theonion.com/nation-shrug...

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House
theonion.com/jimmy-carter...

Increasingly Isolated Putin Tries Joining Adult Kickball League -The Onion

Increasingly Isolated Putin Tries Joining Adult Kickball League
theonion.com/increasingly...

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Luigi Mangione wearing Mario Bros Luigi’s signature green hat and partially emerging out of a Warp Pipe from the Mario games

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer -The Onion

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
theonion.com/insurance-co...

Luigi giving the death glare along with the caption "We can't expect God to do all the work"