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Joe Brasshammerz

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Lv40. He/Him. Bi. Actually autistic. Flotsam in the sea of life. A Princess Peach looney. Soothsayer of spaghetti. I’m familiar with all kinds of Twos: Bipolar II, Audrey 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and the yet-to-exist Kung Pow II. *NO* DMs from strangers!

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By sheer coincidence, I was discussing tattoos with a friend just a couple hours ago. I plan to get one for very sentimental reasons, but this one you propose looks incredible!

08.03.2026 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, angry yelling? Or happy yelling? Either way sucks!

08.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
HOP LOVERS, REJOICE NATURAL MONUMENT West Coast Pilsner Black IPA 5.1% ABV Double dry hopped with Luminosa and Krush. Bright, crackery molt, crisp dry finish. TREE STASH 6.5% ABV Double dry hopped with Amarillo, Simcoe, Citra, and Comet. Citrus, pine, cocoa, smooth and easy-drinking. °6 ALL MONTH LONG

HOP LOVERS, REJOICE NATURAL MONUMENT West Coast Pilsner Black IPA 5.1% ABV Double dry hopped with Luminosa and Krush. Bright, crackery molt, crisp dry finish. TREE STASH 6.5% ABV Double dry hopped with Amarillo, Simcoe, Citra, and Comet. Citrus, pine, cocoa, smooth and easy-drinking. °6 ALL MONTH LONG

This is the “Hoppers” y’all are talking about, right?

08.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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editor encouraging you to revise & resubmit after sending you the peer review

08.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 38    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1
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I used to draw like this in 2015 - 2017. I still kinda like them. Princess Peach & Pikachu, Krieg from Borderlands 2, Ganondorf and Balthier! ◕‿◕

03.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 28    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0
A photograph taken from the inside of a tent-like plastic exterior, attached to a restaurant in a small town. A shelf on wheels is at the right, upon which many different items rest. A black chair is on the left, half-obscured due to not being captured by this photo. The town’s street beyond the property has an old street lamp and much older buildings, two-stories at most. The sun is warm and bright but beginning to set.

A photograph taken from the inside of a tent-like plastic exterior, attached to a restaurant in a small town. A shelf on wheels is at the right, upon which many different items rest. A black chair is on the left, half-obscured due to not being captured by this photo. The town’s street beyond the property has an old street lamp and much older buildings, two-stories at most. The sun is warm and bright but beginning to set.

The same shot (well, same perspective from the chair I was sitting on), but the sun has lowered further. The golden festive lights adorning the ceiling in a zig-zag are more pronounced.

The same shot (well, same perspective from the chair I was sitting on), but the sun has lowered further. The golden festive lights adorning the ceiling in a zig-zag are more pronounced.

The sun is setting further. Now the festive lights strung around an outdoor plant is clearly noticable.

The sun is setting further. Now the festive lights strung around an outdoor plant is clearly noticable.

The final shot. The sun is pretty much done for the day. The street lamp is on and bright. Good night!

The final shot. The sun is pretty much done for the day. The street lamp is on and bright. Good night!

#photography
#lights
#town
#timelapse
#lapse

08.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Looks up the song)

Hey…. That’s pretty catchy. youtu.be/0xr_f6nY8ms?...

08.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Yep!! I saved it and favorited it into a reaction folder. Thank you so much!

08.03.2026 01:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m seated in a café right now, and seeing this filled my heart with the urge to belt his song.

🎶SCARECRRRRROOOWWWWW! SCARECRRRRROOOOOWWWW!…🎶

08.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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Hoppers are in the Fortnite item shop and, alongside that new collab, Gorrilaz is back including Murdoc and Russel being freed from Music Pass jail.

If you're picking any of this up, be sure to use my creator code "MISTRESSDOVE" when doing so!

06.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 15    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 1

Hey now! Let’s not be radical here!

(Yeah, it sucks.)

07.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The curse of being a Mario fan is never being able to spot an amanita muscaria mushroom without your brain going “WA-HOO!!!”

07.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Piezas montadas, ahora a esperar que seque la cola 🏴‍☠️
🐵🐵🐵

07.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This literally!

07.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

*Text-to-speech voice* "I feel so beautiful!"

07.03.2026 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Today’s band name:
The Tamagotchi Girlfriends

07.03.2026 18:47 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
abandoned barbie on the blacktop with her hair over her face, probably zooted

abandoned barbie on the blacktop with her hair over her face, probably zooted

fuckin same bro

07.03.2026 16:05 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Harbor of Refuge Lighthouse - Photographed September 3, 2013, in Delaware Bay. 📷

#lighthouse #delawarebay #photography

07.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 92    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0
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Foggy days in the woods always brings ghost stories and mysteries to mind.
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"
Have a scare free day
Nature photo day 417
#peace #nature #photography #eastcoastkin #hiking #photographersofBluesky #photographersunited #pnw #landscapephotography #scape #forestFriday

06.03.2026 13:38 — 👍 549    🔁 39    💬 13    📌 1
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Nature heals our souls. #Photography #Blueskypics #nature #hikes

01.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A photo taken in a dense forest. The sky is blue and cloudless. Many different types of tres and tall, yellow plants surround the camera.

A photo taken in a dense forest. The sky is blue and cloudless. Many different types of tres and tall, yellow plants surround the camera.

#photography

07.03.2026 08:10 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A quaint cream cottage with a brown tiled roof, by a river. The cottage is surrounded by trees and reflected in the water. A compacted stoney driveway along the left side. Sky is cloudy and grey.

A quaint cream cottage with a brown tiled roof, by a river. The cottage is surrounded by trees and reflected in the water. A compacted stoney driveway along the left side. Sky is cloudy and grey.

Good morning and Happy Saturday, I hope you have a lovely day and weekend.. 💚🌳☀️
Willy Lott’s Cottage, Flatford Mill, Suffolk, U.K. 📷 Feb ‘26
#ScenicSaturday #Nature #Photography #EastCoastKin #NationalTrust #Breathe #GetOutside

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#blueskyartshow #flowing #photography #scape #landscape

07.03.2026 07:00 — 👍 107    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0
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9 years ago today, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 was released on Xbox One and PC via Steam worldwide. It was distributed by Capcom.

07.03.2026 03:18 — 👍 37    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 1
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Bonjour et bon weekend #Springtime garden France

07.03.2026 07:15 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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For your consideration,Laura Dern

07.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Words can't express how grateful I am for my staff. They’re amazing. As I head into a new chapter, I will always be thankful for their support during my (almost) 8 years leading the library system. I'm incredibly proud of the Astor Branch, but I’m even more proud of the team #Library #libraries

06.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

“Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Oak Tree.”

06.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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More Xibal sketches

#OCart #Primal

06.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0