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Hairy Bernard

@hairybernard.bsky.social

I'm not called Bernard and I'm not hairy, but if I was a wrestler, I'd like to be called Hairy Bernard.

120 Followers  |  282 Following  |  137 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2024
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Dave

06.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More concerned about that cup of tea

24.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Classis 'married couple don't know each other very well' fess

24.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Homes for small children?

23.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really miss watching cycling on GCN+

14.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Its perfect just as it is

02.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can there be an inactive shooter?

13.12.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think we found the Wendy house guy

13.12.2025 23:12 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He's such a dick

09.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why can't he just die

05.12.2025 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.12.2025 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When viewing properties if it doesn't have a huge walk, not interested

01.12.2025 23:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait the master room sounds awesome but we can't get in it?

01.12.2025 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He cock bollocks you?

27.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keith or Norman

07.11.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chile

04.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because motorists are renowned for never moaning about anything at all

28.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

All pedestrians should legally be required to not get in the way of any modes of transport including other pedestrians

28.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If all you did was sleep then I think you're in the clear

10.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weirdos

25.09.2025 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Plot twist: she's 80

23.09.2025 21:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really struggling with this one. What the hell are you going on about?

19.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bin

17.09.2025 10:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've just accepted that it's nothing I can control or change, so let it go, and focus on the smaller closer things like family wellbeing, next bike ride, plan for a holiday, doing a chore I've been putting off, anything with a positive feeling

11.09.2025 09:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

word

10.09.2025 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

must have been a big suit

08.09.2025 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There'll definitely be some sucking

08.09.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not your fault. To avoid confusion the gym should have put a do not use sign on the fire exit and none of this would have happened.

06.09.2025 17:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You hadn't posted something about Reform for a few hours I was starting to get worried

06.09.2025 17:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you hanging on his every word?

06.09.2025 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0