@brettclaud.io.bsky.social
He/Him | Formerly bclaudio | I play a lot of Dead by Daylight
12:26pm and my coworker gets up from her desk and says "I should go eat my breakfast." She said she likes to take her time and ease into her day
08.07.2025 19:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was baptized as a child which means that I can do all of the sins in life and never have to go to Hell so I chose to be gay happy pride everyone
13.06.2025 01:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're clearly the best at stripping
11.06.2025 20:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God damn...
11.06.2025 03:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She's right--
31.05.2025 04:13 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"Oh, I forgot my soda. Oh, it's in my hand. I'm high."
30.05.2025 05:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oooh jumpscare
25.05.2025 17:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well I guess I'm going to Crumbl tomorrow
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new meme format just dropped
03.04.2025 16:51 β π 2019 π 126 π¬ 26 π 4Just found out one of my old managers left the company after 24 years and now I'm sad π’
27.03.2025 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"He looks like that guy from Mass Effect... Gary?"
23.03.2025 03:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Chef's kiss*
22.03.2025 18:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This game...
22.03.2025 18:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Um I just saw a shooting star for the first time in my life and it was amazing??
18.03.2025 13:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"You ever try to spread your feet like wings?"
15.02.2025 02:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"What're you playing all night?"
"...... I'm so high."
Thank you Biden for not enforcing the ban on TIkTok on your last day in office! πππ Praise Be Unto Joe!
19.01.2025 20:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today my coworker said "we've got a meeting to go to" but when I pointed out that only she's going to the meeting she said "yep me and the turd in my pocket" and I was literally too stunned to speak for a bit
15.01.2025 01:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I need to go to the nicer coffee places more often
14.01.2025 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey that's pretty neat
03.01.2025 02:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Tomorrow's Friday."
"Oh, I thought it was Saturday... today's Wednesday?!"
I just read this back to him and he goes "I spelled it wrong??"
22.12.2024 02:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was asked if I wanted to play Borderlands 3 with my friends and I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
18.12.2024 18:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I really hope that one DLC wins GOTY because I think it's funny how upset people got when it was nominated
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@nikonpunch.bsky.social Ya know I still wear this pretty regularly
11.12.2024 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Old advice article from 1971 that my mom saved
10.12.2024 02:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm cosplaying as IT today. I just had to explain to my boss how to determine if she opened a file in Excel or if she opened a shared sheet in Chrome.
06.12.2024 17:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wise words
06.12.2024 03:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love that hatefully using the F-slur on Elon's site is 100% allowed. What a great place that is.
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