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Nintendo Switch 2 prices have caused outrage amongst the speed-running community forcing them to leave their overprotective parents' basements to ask for an allowance raise.

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When you find lily pads in Minecraft; life begins.

What are some of your favorite HIDDEN GEMS for the Nintendo Entertainment System? Metroid, Super Mario Brothers 2, and Castlevania are S-Tier hidden gems. Everyone should PICK THEM UP for their collection today!

Popeye the Slayer Man (2025) - Popeye went public domain on January 1st, 12:00am. This movie came out at 12:01am.

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