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Mountain Recluse

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When I was a little boy I wanted a Barlow knife.

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No. They’ll be setting up checkpoints just down the road. Better have your papers.

26.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump's State of the Union: "In one year, we have lifted 2.4 million Americans -- a record -- off of food stamps"

Imagine being proud of starving people for your own amusement, it's sickening.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

25.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 445    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 17

Donald: "I'm allowed to destroy the country."

Republicans: Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

23.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 850    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 12

I could handle seeing them at their televised trial.

03.02.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ohmfg

29.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1641    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 85

I’m holding out until they offer at least $200. I mean, you have to sit through the whole thing. Do they shock you or something if you laugh or fall asleep?

29.01.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congress who?

03.01.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m carving pipes to smoke pot in from wood.

21.12.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad to see Newt agrees with me.

07.12.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ’™

03.12.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m thinking about getting a membership. Seriously. I have read they have the best deal on hearing aids to be found.

04.12.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I find myself doing this all the time. My neighbors, all Christians, seem to hate each other.

29.11.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NOW THERE’S AN APPROPRIATE FRONT PAGE

29.11.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No principles
No plans
No substance
No significance
No heart
No soul

At the end of the day, Trumpism and MAGA got nothin'

19.10.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ASAP

15.10.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alabama is near the bottom in education, too.
Roll Tide!

14.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zohran Mamdani is on MSNBC right now talking about solutions to problems. When was the last time you heard any republican with solutions?

10.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

John Shelby Spong says if horses had a god, God would look like a horse.

29.09.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, God! That’s why I keep an emergency Keurig in the attic.

26.09.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#EpsteintRUmpCoverUp

24.09.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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My God, this UN speech.

23.09.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2129    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 219    πŸ“Œ 23

I had to mute him.

23.09.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What we are witnessing is an outright abuse of power.

This administration is attacking critics and using fear as a weapon to silence anyone who would speak out. Media corporations β€” from television networks to newspapers β€” are capitulating to these threats.
-Kamala Harris-

23.09.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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19.09.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 8

Here’s to East Carolina University!
Go Pirates!
Arrgh!!!

19.09.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Robert is Correct.......

12.09.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 483    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5

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27.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

go.bsky.app/Msc3wxU

25.08.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0