Robin Griswold, Your Cop Partner One Day Away From Retirement

Interivew with Carl Reiner and mel brooks about their friendship: REINER Yeah, we got that big screen [gestures to incredibly large flat-screen monitor] to look at television. Q. So you come here, Mel, and you watch TV together? BROOKS Almost every night. He’s got a wonderful housekeeper-cook and we decide on a menu and a movie. Q. What did you watch most recently? BROOKS We watched last night “The Peacemaker.” With Nicole Kidman and, come on. [He gestures to Mr. Reiner.] REINER George Clooney. BROOKS Right. It was two and a half stars at the most. Good performances, very silly, you know. REINER We look for movies with the line “Secure the perimeter.” BROOKS Yeah, we like movies that say, “Secure the perimeter” and/or “You better get some rest.” REINER “Lock all doors!” BROOKS “I want a five-block seal!”

secure the perimeter

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For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.

These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

FUCK EM UUUPPPPPPP

We are looking for middle and high school History, Social Studies, and Ethnic Studies teachers throughout the country to participate in a collaborative local history project for the 2026-27 school year. Curriculum, instruction, and professional development will be supported throughout this program with funding from the Library of Congress. Stipend for completing the program: $2,500 INTERESTED? APPLY HERE(link is external) by April 17, 2026 TEACHER OPPORTUNITY - LEARN MORE Program Components - Teachers will: Participate in a 3-Day summer institute June 29-July 1, 2026. Participate in 3 Saturday planning workshops: 2026-2027 school year (dates tbd). Develop and teach an approximately two-week long collaborative local history unit or lesson set. Participate in planning sessions with your partner teacher as needed. Participate in 2 coaching sessions during the 2026-27 school year. Participate in one follow-up session to debrief and reflect upon work and plan for possible future collaboration. Overall estimated time commitment beyond classroom teaching: approximately 35-40 hours.

Social studies teachers (anywhere in the U.S.)! Want to participate in a Library of Congress workshop where you will create units on local history and get paid $2,500? APPLY HERE: iacp.berkeley.edu/node/67 #sschat #edusky

Actually, pal, it sounds like the people who live in that apartment building are the ones supporting your family and you are doing nothing???

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what kind of asshole would write something like th—ah, ok, i see

Underground...stations, if you will, perhaps connected to a means of transportation that became popular in the 19th century.

Morally indefensible and unacceptable.

given that the enemies of the buffalo sabres have been facing The Lord’s Judgment recently i find it curious timing that my in laws found an original pressing of the donna mcdaniel Gonna Win That Cup 45 in their basement yesterday. how many more signs and divine blessings do you require?

Attention people who think Stella is funny and cool (that’s you, reading this) — With Stella’s blessing I am organizing a fundraiser event (probably a livestream) to try and raise as much money as we can to replace the $24k that was stolen from her! Please DM me if you’d like to be involved!

just to get out ahead of any "what do you mean we" commentary. we produce guys like this in greater numbers than any civilization in history. there is currently no plan whatsoever to stop making guys. we should have a plan. we need to hobble these guys with crippling taxes and restrict their rights

Wow they seem like awful humans!

whether war, vaccines, or critical infrastructure there is contingent of the right that seems to believe that their security from the worst things that happen is some kind of metaphysical principle rather than the result of specific historical processes that could've gone otherwise and still could

What the National Park Service Has Flagged Thus Far. It's Much Worse Than I Thought. Note: This is a long post.

I spent hours looking through hundreds of files of materials that have been flagged for review by National Park Service sites around the country. Here is just a small sample of what I found. #NationalParks 🗃️ open.substack.com/pub/kevinmle...

Denying people the right to be addressed as they choose is denying them a fundamental, basic, and intimate piece of their dignity. It is—as the long history of white supremacist oppression in our country demonstrates over and over again—an indecency and an act of cruelty.

A digital customer facing display reads EARN FREE FOOD, JOI and like damn Mayor McCheese got a ManyVids now?

I BEG your pardon, McDonalds it is 7am

I want nothing to do with English politics thank you very much but Keir Starmer has a lot of 13-25 MAAC Mens Basketball head coach energy

This is like the voting chart from V for Vengeance only instead of a cure for a manufactured disease its Labour deciding trans and brown people dont count

Looking forward to 5th round picks Deuteronomy Wallace and Numbers Sikorsky joining the Bills this training camp

super mario galaxy edit reading "april - 1805. napoleon is master of europe. only the british fleet stands before him. oceans are now battlefields."

They told me to hit da deck, playa

No, lieutenant, you cannot call the starship newsletter 'Ahoy, Bitch!' because several species aboard this vessel have no word for 'bitch.' Find an appropriate substitute and resubmit your request.

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Put it in every midterm ad

YouTube video by NPR Music De La Soul: Tiny Desk Concert

De La Tiny Desk dot com youtu.be/5AVYDHTOixU?...

come ON