@quotidiania.bsky.social
cynicism isn’t wisdom, it’s a lazy way to say that you’ve been burned
Alec Baldwin is a shark-ass motherfucker too
15.04.2023 17:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I’m clean shaven sometimes I look at myself and I think, damn I look like a shark
Can’t really explain this
You have been granted a banana peel crown 🍌 Ice cream can be added on request
15.04.2023 16:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I kinda thought they might’ve jailed you. In this house we stand with taco
13.04.2023 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I heard a really good line on hope recently that I feel like you might like
“Hope is the enduring belief in the attainability of primal wishes”
lmao what’s the end state of the transformation? 👀
12.04.2023 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you thought of a username, nice
12.04.2023 11:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yeah I’d like that, let’s make it happen
12.04.2023 11:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Came here to say this. @kelin.bsky.social shared it with me a few months ago and it’s been on my mind ever since
12.04.2023 11:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ve been granted a banana! 🍌
We recommend you display your banana next to your username so you will be recognized by other grantees
Roustabout is a downright sensible word!
12.04.2023 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you not like about TPOT?
12.04.2023 03:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But of the Tree of the Knowledge of Opinions you must not eat for on the day you eat of it you will surely die
12.04.2023 03:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0frantically searching bangers from the other app so I can go “viral”
12.04.2023 03:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lolol which one is more reasonable?
12.04.2023 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Isn’t that a math thing?
12.04.2023 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s just 6 minutes of nonstop screaming
12.04.2023 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All the news that’s fit to clown.™️
12.04.2023 03:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I have a couple more? 👀
12.04.2023 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay this is a new start. Where to?
12.04.2023 03:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inspired by your handle @lishiyo.bsky.social
12.04.2023 03:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Actually Quite Reasonable Clown Posse would be a pretty hilarious band name
12.04.2023 03:21 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0she so cute I wish she’d be my wedalumtiboo
12.04.2023 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love a good wedalumtiboo
12.04.2023 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Reply to be granted a banana of indeterminate power 🍌
12.04.2023 03:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0it’s become a little bit of a meme but tbh seeing people assert the opposite of your thing has made me feel protective of it 🥲
12.04.2023 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As @vividvoid.bsky.social likes to say:
The sky is above, therefore superior to what is below it. We have joined the sky. Therefore we are superior to everyone. I love you. I’ll see you now. QED.
Esteemed mutual, would you be one of my 5 reviewers?
12.04.2023 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey btw!
12.04.2023 02:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that sounds cool!
12.04.2023 02:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
