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Airbnbs be like: Please take out the trash, do the dishes, clean the bathroom, change the sheets, do the laundry, repaint the spare bedroom and build an outdoor sauna before you leave. Plans are in an owl shaped urn under the stairs :). Enjoy your stay and thank you for choosing us!

When I purchased sugar free sweetened coffee creamer, that should not imply that I want it to taste 37494% sweeter than the sugar alternative.

Wasn’t him, but anyone with eyes can see the symbolism going on. Bad Bunny GOAT

Why does he “feel the need” to randomly “put quotation” marks in his “truths?”

Lmfao 🤣

This powerful PSA from Epstein survivors will air during the Super Bowl. “Stand with us.” ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼

[World Without Exploitation]

Please don’t abbreviate that.

Rip out all surveillance tech.

No Alexa shit either.

Looks fucking epic to be honest

Unfortunately, maybe true. Also unfortunately, his supporters know what he did and support him doing it.

Looks like it wasn’t him. I still think there is a message there.

Bad Bunny handing his Grammy to a boy that looks like Liam Ramos.

It appears to be him, but I have not seen confirmation. At the very least, it’s nod to the boy.

Heroes

Let them fill their glasses with their snowflake tears.

Bad Bunny handed his Grammy to what looked to be Liam Conejo (Bunny) Ramos during the halftime show.

The 5 year old the DOJ is rushing to deport. The 5 year old that was used as bait by masked fascists to lure his father outside.

Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio is a treasure.

I’m sobbing

Thanks! Wow, I totally forgot I had pink for a bit there.

If I weren’t trying to keep a low profile in this political climate, I’d go back.

60 Minutes Inside CECOT : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Full video of the 60 Minutes Inside CECOT episode that CBS pulled.

I’m sure there is a better link, but here is the 60 Minutes episode on CECOT

#CECOT #60minutes #coverup #fucktrump

Vault tech, I mean Atlas

Just a healthy reminder that corpo rats don’t give a shit about us.

Made my own cream of mushroom soup today. Overblended it, but it’s so good.

Haha I’ve always used their soup for my casserole, but it’s pretty easy to make. Mushrooms and heavy cream essentially.

Don’t overblend it like I did though.

PS: that executive is a fucking dickholster

Over an open flame too! Inside the house, and don’t forget to panic and drop it in while flames engulf your kitchen.

I’m thankful for firefighters.

Tell her welcome for me! I’m not thankful for too much today, but I’m so thankful that she is getting out!

PNW is the best NW out there. ❤️

“Who buys our shit? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the fuck is in it. Bioengineered meat, I don’t want to eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer.”

Make your own cream of mushroom soup for your green bean casserole. Don’t eat poison.

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I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.

#morrowind #thomasthetankengine

Men at urinals: “Guess I’m just gonna stare at my dick”

Never apologize for Kingdom Hearts.

May have to give it a playthrough. How long did it take you to get through the story?