Jessamyn Dukes

Daylight is irrelevant if you have the metric system, because it measures time not in hours but by weight, using kitchen scales. That's only because the international governing bodies couldn't agree on the duration of a coffee spoon.

me, picking up my kid who has fallen asleep on the floor: well,

we should lose an hour on like. Monday during work hours

yes this too

Inch of e to the pi plus 1 equals 0 in front of galaxy with glowing diagrams and shit

kind of obsessed with this graphic i found on LinkedIn that makes the euler equation look like some timecube shit

NASA lost a lunar spacecraft one day after launch. A new report details what went wrong Why did a $72 million mission to study water on the moon fail so soon after launch? A new NASA report has the answer.

For when your physics students don't draw a sketch of the components before determining the direction of as vector: "Software that was supposed to point the spacecraft solar panels toward the sun instead pointed them 180 degrees away from the sun." www.npr.org/2026/02/26/n... #ITeachPhysics

tuxedo cat laying languorously on a red 1950s club chair

timeline cleanse featuring felix the wonder cat

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

ok phew I was worried that all my integral domains were in danger

what if n = 0

I'm going to move to Portland so we can start a whole business

I'm saying!!

hell yeah I'm in

👀 I do not need more books. I do not need more books. I do not need

I am Once Again Asking for math for artists

shut up and take my money etc

precalc students are in fact capable of learning and understanding the difference between functional inverses and multiplicative inverses

Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg

Rivers are living beings.

> we provide a novel, conceptual passage from Lie groups to Lie algebras using the language of quandles
wow!

yeah I found my watch which was lost for like 6 months

Steller’s Jay with blue markings on a gray crest

Steller’s Jay watching me in the backyard

#birds #jay #birdnerd #birding #corvid

one hour because I can't control myself around fresh salsa

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

nonassociative algebra topics class 😭

the left distributive property is SO soft 🥰

oh no help I'm in love with quandles

The baby makes noises: discuss

A math professor reverted my edits on Wikipedia. I created dozens of fake papers espousing homeopathy and other nonsense and published them online in his name. Now those show up first in searches for his name.

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that