For me it's the arms, legs and abdomen. Itchy boiiiissss
03.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For me it's the arms, legs and abdomen. Itchy boiiiissss
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Breaking out in stress hives...
03.03.2026 13:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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26.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bottom of my left foot is itching. Must be taking a trip soon...
26.02.2026 12:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Industry S4E7 you will always be famous!!
23.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫂✨
23.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But what's the temperature of the soup?
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Recorded this when I got into the office this morning only to end up in back-to-back meetings. I jinxed it...
23.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I should be able to say "I tire of him" and have two impossibly fancy guards drag away any politician
23.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 93 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0🥲💕
22.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just 🤦🏾♂️
22.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just the threat of violence makes me feel better lol 🥰
22.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I would like to pretend like it didn't piss me off but I'm super pissed off
22.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idek at this point 😭
22.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's an emptiness I've been experiencing lately which has been hard to articulate and I'm realising now it's really just loneliness
22.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Ghosted by a guy who asked ME out...
22.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
Sunday
22.02.2026 07:19 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NEEEEED a new one in a pastel colour
20.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Myki my faceless QUEEN
20.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you rang?
20.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The millennial experience
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Send help
12.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Doing the job they pay me to do at the place they pay me to do it
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I should be drinking a tequila cocktail by a shaded pool not collating the changes in the copper price over the last 6 months 🥲
09.02.2026 09:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This chatgpt conversation could have been a lake
08.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 120 🔁 34 💬 0 📌 0Normalise telling people to go fuck themselves.
08.02.2026 08:07 — 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0This summer get ready for: B & Buddha (straight to streaming)
08.02.2026 08:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh Buddha, we're really in it now.
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