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Cody Rossmore

@codyrossmore.bsky.social

A mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge.

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An Air Canada flight right now

02.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13449    πŸ” 1645    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 130

Build the Yamamoto statue no matter what happens

02.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

@mollyknight.bsky.social Could this possibly end with Kershaw on the mound?

02.11.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Davis & Smoltz are jinxing Yamamoto so bad and I want them to stop.

01.11.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When people say β€œcandidness” instead of β€œcandor” grrrrrrrr

26.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America

24.10.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8789    πŸ” 3301    πŸ’¬ 367    πŸ“Œ 404

Quick preview of numbers being released tomorrow… special for my Bluesky peeps:

Alaska Survey Research
October 10-15, 2025
N=2,083 adults (1,957 RV, 1,708 LV)

2026 Alaska US Senate (LV)

Mary Peltola (D) 48%
Dan Sullivan (R) 46%
Undecided 6%

Sullivan’s negative hits 50% for the first time.

20.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 54

I see what you did there.

18.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude is a monster

11.10.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why, why, why is Blake Treinen in this game. He has been unpitchable for the entire year. I know they're short-armed out there but even so this was an insane choice by Roberts.

07.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
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I don’t know about the new season of The Pitt

23.09.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 602    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 74
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We are fast becoming a banana republic, with two standards of justice. If you oppose the leader, you go to jail just for speech. If you're a loyalist, you get immunity for your crimes.

That's what happens in Iran - not the United States. This is a decision moment for America.

21.09.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 18752    πŸ” 6278    πŸ’¬ 758    πŸ“Œ 319

The Dodgers/Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season is now 1,287 wins each (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports)

This is the first time the Dodgers/Giants head-to-head record has been tied since after a game on August 10, 1896

BASE
BALL

20.09.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 393    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

19.09.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4072    πŸ” 958    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 100

I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today.

I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.

18.09.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9090    πŸ” 1914    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 96

@joeposnanski.com @mollyknight.bsky.social On the Giants-Dodgers broadcast just now, Duane Kuiper referred to The Ramones’ Blitzkrieg Bop (which was playing on the Dodger Stadium speakers) as β€œhardcore music.”

19.09.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a damning anecdote from Rep Jim McGovern. He tells me that during debate over Trump's big budget bill, House Rs privately admitted to him that it would screw over their own constituents, yet they had to vote for it anyway.

Read all of it. He wrecks them:

newrepublic.com/article/1999...

04.09.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3903    πŸ” 1658    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 175

[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard

28.08.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4674    πŸ” 794    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 34

Does one person in his orbit have even a shred of self-respect?

26.08.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 403    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 2
Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"

Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

30.07.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15006    πŸ” 3984    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 170

@kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.com Only you guys could record a 76-minute podcast about oafs and monsters and release it an hour BEFORE The Nick Kurtz Game.

26.07.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.

18.07.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4591    πŸ” 723    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 25

The umpire in this Townsend-Kenin match sounds suspiciously like the emcee of the Eyes Wide Shut orgy.

01.07.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about β€œhow much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend”

Full emails below

16.06.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 24247    πŸ” 7109    πŸ’¬ 730    πŸ“Œ 584

The most incredible part of the grift is coming to power when there is no chaos by campaigning on a platform of "I'm going to end the chaos," then overseeing an era of chaos he created and saying "See? We're ending the chaos."

14.06.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from ICE: Contact is if you were harmed by an alien

Tweet from ICE: Contact is if you were harmed by an alien

SNL sketch starring Kate McKinnon about alien abductions

SNL sketch starring Kate McKinnon about alien abductions

30.05.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 618    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

Like maybe watch this and then wonder where the breathless articles are about this man's oatmeal brain and inability to focus bsky.app/profile/atru...

24.05.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 803    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 4

The senate map is always β€œdaunting” for dems. When is it ever β€œdaunting” for republicans? Oh never? Because they elect 40 senators from states where no one lives? Cool.

06.05.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

@maddow.msnbc.com

02.05.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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