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Cody Rossmore

@codyrossmore.bsky.social

A mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge.

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It’s almost like he’s hoping for it so that he can have an excuse to use “emergency powers”

06.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 3831    🔁 988    💬 290    📌 45

Yeah turning Yas into Ghislaine Maxwell was a really strange decision by the writers.

02.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

23.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 22911    🔁 8816    💬 5582    📌 3317

@kentremendous.bsky.social Your baseball card poscasts got me thinking about a player whose baseball card I used to love, so I just looked him up and it turns out that Bill James called him "the most underrated player in baseball history." Can you name him?

21.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The megaprison is in El Salvador, not Venezuela.

19.01.2026 01:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unintentionally the funniest thing he's ever said

11.01.2026 04:37 — 👍 1070    🔁 107    💬 4    📌 0

Yes! Perfect! Thank you.

09.01.2026 06:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@kentremendous.bsky.social Who is the baseball player equivalent of Chris Parnell?

08.01.2026 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
by Michael Ward
      
 
MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com

MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com

Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com

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E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone by Michael Ward MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

31.12.2025 18:15 — 👍 5001    🔁 1442    💬 56    📌 83
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*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...

12.12.2025 19:33 — 👍 2083    🔁 464    💬 48    📌 155

@imogenwk.bsky.social Just a quick note to say that I just read your piece about Finland in Slate and thought it was lovely. It will stay with me.

08.12.2025 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Build the Yamamoto statue no matter what happens

02.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 368    🔁 28    💬 9    📌 5

@mollyknight.bsky.social Could this possibly end with Kershaw on the mound?

02.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Davis & Smoltz are jinxing Yamamoto so bad and I want them to stop.

01.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When people say “candidness” instead of “candor” grrrrrrrr

26.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America

24.10.2025 06:53 — 👍 8728    🔁 3274    💬 356    📌 391

Quick preview of numbers being released tomorrow… special for my Bluesky peeps:

Alaska Survey Research
October 10-15, 2025
N=2,083 adults (1,957 RV, 1,708 LV)

2026 Alaska US Senate (LV)

Mary Peltola (D) 48%
Dan Sullivan (R) 46%
Undecided 6%

Sullivan’s negative hits 50% for the first time.

20.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 666    🔁 133    💬 26    📌 54

I see what you did there.

18.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude is a monster

11.10.2025 03:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why, why, why is Blake Treinen in this game. He has been unpitchable for the entire year. I know they're short-armed out there but even so this was an insane choice by Roberts.

07.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 177    🔁 11    💬 16    📌 1
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I don’t know about the new season of The Pitt

23.09.2025 02:09 — 👍 598    🔁 57    💬 69    📌 72
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We are fast becoming a banana republic, with two standards of justice. If you oppose the leader, you go to jail just for speech. If you're a loyalist, you get immunity for your crimes.

That's what happens in Iran - not the United States. This is a decision moment for America.

21.09.2025 18:36 — 👍 18661    🔁 6237    💬 746    📌 317

The Dodgers/Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season is now 1,287 wins each (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports)

This is the first time the Dodgers/Giants head-to-head record has been tied since after a game on August 10, 1896

BASE
BALL

20.09.2025 05:00 — 👍 392    🔁 65    💬 8    📌 10

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

19.09.2025 15:20 — 👍 4035    🔁 948    💬 121    📌 99

I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today.

I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.

18.09.2025 19:55 — 👍 9025    🔁 1903    💬 134    📌 96

@joeposnanski.com @mollyknight.bsky.social On the Giants-Dodgers broadcast just now, Duane Kuiper referred to The Ramones’ Blitzkrieg Bop (which was playing on the Dodger Stadium speakers) as “hardcore music.”

19.09.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is a damning anecdote from Rep Jim McGovern. He tells me that during debate over Trump's big budget bill, House Rs privately admitted to him that it would screw over their own constituents, yet they had to vote for it anyway.

Read all of it. He wrecks them:

newrepublic.com/article/1999...

04.09.2025 12:23 — 👍 3894    🔁 1648    💬 227    📌 173

[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard

28.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 4661    🔁 791    💬 150    📌 34

Does one person in his orbit have even a shred of self-respect?

26.08.2025 20:10 — 👍 402    🔁 23    💬 44    📌 2