Kelli Dianne Rule

My sister's abusive boyfriend loved to buy her shoes that didn't fit. Weird shit!

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

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My debut Picture Book, "My Someone : A Pet Adoption Story" is now available from your favorite bookstore!

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Hell yeah. The algorithm is finally showing me Michael McDonald stuff.

Luna Station Quarterly Stellar short fiction by women-identified writers since 2010

Today is a great day to hype literary magazines like @lunastation.bsky.social . www.lunastationquarterly.com has published "stellar short fiction by women-identified writers since 2010." Incl a story by yours truly!

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Fyi it's a white winged dove.

Was watching this bird for a bit, scared it away with a BIG fart. I felt bad until litetally 2 seconds later this feral cat came walking up. I think I saved this bird's life y'all. Now that Hero song from Spider Man is playing in my head

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Like seriously this is so fking stupid, I can't breathe

If you think we are dealing with sentient beings then show me AI has the ability to decide whether or not to live or die and see what happens.

There are also many works of art I hate because there is something wrong with them and I can absolutely tell you what they are and why and if you want we can go to a museum sometime, I'm loads of laffs

Many. Fucking hate anything Kandinsky with a seething hate, could not for a moment tell you why. Meanwhile I adore Malevich. Means nothing to the canon. Best thing about having had a good education in fine arts is, you learn that personal taste is entirely seperate from the process of critique

I dunno man. But like, Lt. Data's whole tragedy was that he wanted so badly to "be human," but could never attain it. And the closer he got (emotion chip, anyone?) only made the quest more elusive. I think the closest he ever got was "dying" so maybe Claude should kill itself

You make it look easy! Lol. Huge accomplishments. Felicidades.

Martha Stewart vintage photo in her cottage kitchen

How I feel after installing a sink skirt in my kitchen

My dad made the biggest jewelled egg in the world. The obsession would destroy his marriage, family and fortune The mad venture – which my mother nicknamed ‘your father’s ego’ – would swallow my childhood. Years later I went on a quest to understand what really happened to his glittering folly

These are the personal essays from the wealthy that I want to read.

www.theguardian.com/books/2026/m...

An illustrative exercise in media literacy and critical engagement. Worth the read.

This guy took off w/o paying for gas in my town in Mexico and now the gas attendant is left with his debt. Which is equal to HALF his paycheck. These fucking hippie colonizers, man. Fuck you and your psilocybin.

www.soulofjaret.com

We don't have time for this now

This is so fucking dumb.

Oh god

If your home doesn't have an entombed piss bottle I feel sorry for you.

It went perfectly 🙏 thank you @splitlipthemag.bsky.social, CHARM, and everyone #awp

My favorite AWP story so far is I stepped in dog shit while walking with my editor and she didn't miss a beat when she told me to "just walk it off" in an authoritative but friendly voice because she is totally used to trudging through shit with me

So basically anyone who fucks is out?

Scythe by Elizabeth Sylvia

Our best seller yesterday! 📚💙🎉

Five (5!) copies remaining today of @esylviapoet.bsky.social’s Scythe!

The Visible Field by Zoe Ryder White

Our first sale of AWP yesterday! 📚💙🎉

@zoeryderwhite.bsky.social

I suppose now you are more likely to get in trouble for posting something online than you are to be the victim of a serial killer, what does that do to the psyche of a nation? Were we prepared

Like me and two friends broke down our rental car once on Alligator Alley and basically just had to wait in the sun until someone (who???) alerted a tow truck & the guy piled us in and I think he was on coke and told us a bunch of stories about being a repo man