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Kelli Dianne Rule

@kdiannerule.bsky.social

I'm a writer in my mid-40s and I was born in Florida. I write about Florida. It is a weird and cursed land. www.kellirule.com

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The crossword clue was "good ol' marinara and bรฉchamel" and the answer was "reliable sauces"...well played, Norma Steinberg.

13.08.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The crazier people are, the more I write.

12.08.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noooooo this is a Connor O'Malley character

11.08.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You cannot reason a person out of a delusion. You cannot love a person out of a delusion.

Some sleepwalkers do not wish to wake.

11.08.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A story of mine, inspired by the few months I worked as a phone psychic in 2001, will be in a Cthulu-themed anthology published by a Florida-based press of some note. It's been a goal of mine to make inroads into this regional market. Floridians love to read about themselves. ๐Ÿ˜†

09.08.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can my husband still buy tampons for me or no. Or does he have to linger like a zombie at the end of the aisle until the girls are done picking theirs out

09.08.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 344    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You can actually believe something that you know is bullshit." - Marc Maron

09.08.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great.

09.08.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So fucking stupid

09.08.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha

08.08.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's so sad.

08.08.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My new expression of surprise.

07.08.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or the subject of my book, name forthcoming: "It wasn't that bad," and, "If he abused her then she should have had a plan to leave," and "she just made up the charges (that the guy was convicted of.) Yay women.

07.08.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or they say things like what my aunt cathy said, "she must have been full of shit to claim he abused her because she went back to him."

07.08.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pointing out hypocrisy to a hypocrite does nothing. They know they're a hypocrite. Quite simply, they do not care. They believe they are special. That the rules don't apply.

06.08.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In response to 'what are you reading' (paraphrasing)...Ghostroots by Pemi Aguda. I wanna write short stories like her when I grow up.

06.08.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly just, blanket good advice

06.08.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg

05.08.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eat shit, ghoul.

05.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, some folks did answer my question, lol.

04.08.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess he thinks I don't know about seasons?

04.08.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ate an egg on it. What more can you do with it?

04.08.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello! If someone asks a microclimate gardening group to recommend native plants that do well in perennially mucky soil (due to configuration of greywater runoff) and low light maybe don't write something fucking stupid like this in reply BRAD

04.08.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Were you alive then? This is a silly thing to say.

04.08.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeing how she truly gives in to the disturbing, the brutal, develops it, and realizing I tend to write stuff that is strange for a while and then I throw the depravity/heartbreak in at the very last minute like a bomb I wanna run from. Why do I do this?

04.08.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading Pemi Aguda's Ghostroots. This is the atmosphere I crave.

04.08.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saying nothing is always an option

03.08.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that was certainly poorly written and unconvincing.

03.08.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shiny cream and black beetle with a Rorschach (sp?) like inky pattern on its back.

Shiny cream and black beetle with a Rorschach (sp?) like inky pattern on its back.

Glorious diversity of calligraphy bugs here. Here's one I met today.

03.08.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Made corn fritters using condensed milk instead of milk, question, can a human live off corn fritters only?

02.08.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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