Kelli Dianne Rule

Not bringing mittens to vote what?

If I were an elf I feel like this time of year would be just the worst.

This is just Irish stuff, this is what my people do.

If you think something made with AI is funny or cool, I am judging you. You might as well be watching a Jib Jab. Where is your soul

I can't imagine making an omelet without the Slap Chop, clearly people have been doing it for ages, blah blah blah

This is straight up infomercial "there's got to be a better way!" bullshit, nothing ever fucking changes

I can't believe I watched this

I should have made my career doing Christmas cards

Don't let QAnon go to the wax museum in Guadalajara I beg you

Absolutely bonkers day. Always try to hit museums when we go to Guad but most are closed on Mondays. Except the wax museum, the torture museum, and a house filled with backdrops for selfies/VR stations. I went under the sea.

This wax museum in Guadalajara did Donny so dirty

Just like, recycling old shit is all they can conceive

Thanks for this!

The crossword clue was "seed with a hat," and the answer was "acorn," and I was like, awww. I needed that.

The latest issue of Whale Road Review is so tenderly curated. Each piece is a coin of beach glass. I especially loved Brian Delaney's "The Garage."

We're just getting started

Whoa, I live in Mexico and struggle with this...I just tried your trick and it worked!!!

I forget dumb people well. I struggle to remember the names of dumb exes. I have no attachment. This is my superpower.

I feel like countless sketch shows have done this

Nuts, loved these.

Can confirm

And Tampa is the heart of Florida

I was inspired to enter a collection of my short stories to a contest, thanks to the encouragement I've received from publishers and fans. I know my stories are weird and uncomfortable. I guess that's ok.

Thank you for being a fan, and for your encouragement. I am so very grateful. You have the best darned blog thing out there and I can't wait to see it grow!

Every single selection on the list is devastating, fuck me.

Ma'Donna was published in the 38th (I think) and final edition of Truman U's lit mag. Honored to be a part of their fine journal's legacy.

ghll.truman.edu/madonna/

Thank you @mrbullbull.bsky.social for taking a chance on my naked old man.

I love @turnandwork.com 's little intro write up things. Makes me be like, hey, I'd read that.

mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...

Shortlist Favourites (For Now) - Turn & Work These are the 20 most memorable stories I linked to at other sites – some of the best short fiction and creative nonfiction I read this year. Posted in chronological order, based on the date they were...

Eternally thankful to @turnandwork.com for recognizing two(!) stories of mine as their most memorable of 2025. They chose Spiral (a personal fave) and Ma'Donna (something I took chances w and wasn't sure about.) Visit the list and read all 20 stellar selections.

www.turnandwork.com/best-of-2025...

Craftwork

'MacBeth laments traditions that have vanished, the ephemeral nature of costumes and the ease with which handwritten notes recording otherwise forgotten local customs and folk tales can end up in a skip.'

Susan Owens on Britain’s lost arts