jamie (they/them) @zerojokes

any cat owner knows grabbing the back legs means they’re there willingly

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final girl

01.11.2025 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she’s painted

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AAHHHHH!!!!

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I don’t think my whimsy is ever coming back but that’s ok

01.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy birthday!!!

01.11.2025 00:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

very hot!

01.11.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LOVE this

31.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

an image of a Spirit Halloween costume bag featuring Katie Wilson. text on the bag says comes with actual affordable housing, universal child care on time buses. no corporate money. $4,000 more shelter beds, a sick juggle pizza that isn't eight bucks. vote by November 4th

BOO! Happy Halloween Seattle, the best treat is vote by November 4th! Stay safe and have fun, this is your city!

31.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 72 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 3

okay 😮‍💨🥵

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the opposite of a problem, really

31.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you need more fiber!!

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you get it

31.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk I’ve heard it’s a gourd time

31.10.2025 15:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hey baby it must be halloween because this sweet tart wants to get in your mouth

31.10.2025 15:26 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

it used to be called Prank or Treat until you showed up at my door

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a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man . ALT: a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .

31.10.2025 05:20 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YET

31.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"

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every time this pops up on the dash 😮‍💨

31.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

someone please touch my friend’s ass

31.10.2025 01:05 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

everyone is visiting but nobody is jizziting (in me)

31.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I love this

31.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m talking about the ones with budgets above $10m, not the ones with 1.5 staff members

31.10.2025 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you should’ve turned around and asked him what he plans to do when his vanity career blows up in his face

31.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yessssss always

31.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hi stunner

31.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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