noooooooooo get better immediately
13.02.2026 03:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@zerojokes.bsky.social
π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
noooooooooo get better immediately
13.02.2026 03:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you should do your awkward pose more often π
13.02.2026 03:00 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0THAT SAID I do think Alexander SkarsgΓ₯rd is hot but he needs to stop accepting antagonist roles because after back to back Pillion/The Moment I really do not like him rn.
13.02.2026 02:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did almost a decade ago and it was a decent experience. Better than Alaska for sure.
13.02.2026 02:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I forgot to mention on here I saw The Moment and I really liked it
13.02.2026 02:34 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Review Finds Multiple Police Failures Preceded Violent Response to Counteprotests During Anti-LGBTQ Event in May
Police didnβt engage with community before the anti-LGBTQ event, werenβt familiar with Capitol Hill and its history, and referred to protesters as βtranstifa,β the report found.
The Trump administration has announced it is targeting major LGBTQ+ healthcare centers, threatening to shut them down unless they stop providing trans youth care.
It appears to violate, at least in spirit, a court order in Oregon stopping them from doing this.
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I was today years old when I learned that in most other countries it's considered impolite to sit on the toilet side saddle, whereas in the united states it's a sign of respect
12.02.2026 02:58 β π 33 π 2 π¬ 6 π 0a lot of transit first timers for sure
11.02.2026 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0theyβre doing a gd parade and expecting a million people downtown
11.02.2026 17:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I truly hate Seahawks fans today. Oh did your little team win? You wanna wear your pajamas in public?
11.02.2026 16:22 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I was thinking exactly all of that during the trailer
11.02.2026 14:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you shouldβve stayed up late to read it last night instead
11.02.2026 14:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0considering it didnβt work the first timeβ¦
11.02.2026 14:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The new movie "The Bride" got its name from the fact that it makes you wanna get in a car and bride away when it is on.
11.02.2026 06:27 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0At this point CBS should rename the network and call it Cop Crave
11.02.2026 01:45 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Bovino sent this email at 3:11 p.m. on Oct. 4.
This is what the scene looked like at 2:48 p.m. when the first group of feds made their exit. They gassed people again at 3:27 p.m.
So during this attack, Bovino congratulated his guy who kicked everything off by shooting a woman five times.
itβs so funny how I donβt know anything about housewives until they say something bigoted or when a ru girl does a bad impersonation.
10.02.2026 21:45 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Tatiana Maslany I was not familiar with your game
10.02.2026 19:23 β π 113 π 14 π¬ 12 π 16It's also notable at the lack of judgment I received when I wanted to focus on weight loss. I've had demo training sessions twice before and there was always a demand for muscle growth.
This is all "well duh" but it's the first time I've truly enjoyed exercise.
I started going to my first personal trainer about a month ago. It's too early for visible results but I am getting the mental / energy level changes.
So much of this is for vanity, but I don't trust myself not to get injured without direction.
wish I could
10.02.2026 01:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0good pick
10.02.2026 00:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0divas I am dragging this morning
09.02.2026 16:55 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you know
09.02.2026 04:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0iβm begging for something
09.02.2026 04:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0me with a cardboard cutout of Janet Jackson
me with a cardboard cutout of Janet Jackson
Happy Janet Jackson Appreciation Day!!!
09.02.2026 02:48 β π 90 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1STOP
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