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@zerojokes.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff. please be 21+ to interact.

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I’m out here trying to get a way in to the Great Seattle Polycule

09.08.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m told sometimes they just wanna be friends but i’m like… here?

09.08.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

feeld

09.08.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

send a πŸ‘Ž for each one. for research.

09.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

PLEASE

09.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they think i’m gonna simp but i’m just gonna mock their lifestyle the entire time

09.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

cishet/β€˜curious’ men stop liking me on the poly app. I’m not gonna be your bi breakthrough.

09.08.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

ok you can’t not fuck him now (joking)

09.08.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a portable one but it’s cool enough here with the windows open

09.08.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im old enough to remember that ucla is where they let pro-israeli counterprotestors attack student activists with blunt instruments and explosives. and now ucla is being told to pay a billion for antisemitically not doing enough to crack down on those student activists

09.08.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 350    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

wow so many of you are hot. come over.

09.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you cannot go to the bathroom at work, you cannot go to work. If you cannot go to the bathroom at school, you cannot go to school. This effectively bans transgender people from a broad swath of public life in the UK

08.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3113    πŸ” 1233    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 28

happy birthday!!

08.08.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They wasted their double save earlier in the season because nobody did bad! Only the person that went home was weaker than the rest and they needed a second person up there.

08.08.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone is feeling so Amber Li Da Di sexual this morning

08.08.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

US is losing its regime change touch can’t even handle shit themselves. Embarrassing

08.08.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 755    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 1
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It’s the future of city living

08.08.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe him

07.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

twins! (Rosalina on a bike)

07.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the messaging is directed at you to fuck both of them

07.08.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been on here too long

I took the wire off my bunch of cilantro and my first thought was β€œcoriander cock cage”

07.08.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Progressive Dionne Foster's lead over centrist City Council President Sara Nelson has grown Wednesday as well. Foster is now up 18 points. Twas 14 yesterday.

06.08.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
City of Seattle
Ballots Counted: 117,602 Turnout: 23.45% 
Joe Mallahan 5,333 4.63%
Ry Armstrong 1,223 1.06%
Isaiah Willoughby 526 0.46%
Bruce Harrell 50,061 43.49%
Clinton Bliss 1,419 1.23%
Thaddeus Whelan 483 0.42%
Joe Molloy 482 0.42%
Katie Wilson 55,214 47.97%
Write-in 369 0.32%

City of Seattle Ballots Counted: 117,602 Turnout: 23.45% Joe Mallahan 5,333 4.63% Ry Armstrong 1,223 1.06% Isaiah Willoughby 526 0.46% Bruce Harrell 50,061 43.49% Clinton Bliss 1,419 1.23% Thaddeus Whelan 483 0.42% Joe Molloy 482 0.42% Katie Wilson 55,214 47.97% Write-in 369 0.32%

Katie Wilson's lead has grown substantially in Wednesday's ballot drop. She went from a ~1,300 vote lead over incumbent Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell to 5,000+ today. www.theurbanist.org/2025/08/05/k...

06.08.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7
06.08.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4842    πŸ” 991    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 53

Thinking about the Holocaust scholar who was sued and silenced by Rowling because she said Rowling was spreading Holocaust denialism (because she objectively was).

06.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1366    πŸ” 409    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

I feel maximum sissy when my earrings move in the wind

06.08.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#OtD 6 Aug 1945 the US dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, slaughtering tens of thousands of civilians, despite believing that Japan was about to surrender, which was noted by multiple US officials stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1059...

06.08.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

for someone not in the southern hemisphere to be clear

06.08.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wearing a light jacket in August is an interesting experience

06.08.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
JK Rowling tweeting got a boycott of M&S, stretching facts to the breaking point, and making the world a worse place for absolutely everyone.

JK Rowling tweeting got a boycott of M&S, stretching facts to the breaking point, and making the world a worse place for absolutely everyone.

The employee asked the girl and her mother if they needed help shopping. That’s it. That’s all. The misinformation, the insinuations (because the facts are inconveniently benign) are EXACTLY what was done to lesbians in the 80s. This is the product of hate and fear, not reality.

06.08.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6306    πŸ” 1878    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 264

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