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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.

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noooooooooo get better immediately

13.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you should do your awkward pose more often πŸ‘€

13.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT SAID I do think Alexander SkarsgΓ₯rd is hot but he needs to stop accepting antagonist roles because after back to back Pillion/The Moment I really do not like him rn.

13.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did almost a decade ago and it was a decent experience. Better than Alaska for sure.

13.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot to mention on here I saw The Moment and I really liked it

13.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Review Finds Multiple Police Failures Preceded Violent Response to Counteprotests During Anti-LGBTQ Event in May - PubliCola Police didn’t engage with community before the anti-LGBTQ event, weren’t familiar with Capitol Hill and its history, and referred to…

Review Finds Multiple Police Failures Preceded Violent Response to Counteprotests During Anti-LGBTQ Event in May

Police didn’t engage with community before the anti-LGBTQ event, weren’t familiar with Capitol Hill and its history, and referred to protesters as β€œtranstifa,” the report found.

12.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump Administration Targets Major LGBTQ+ Health Care Centers In Latest Legal Attack The administration has referred four clinics: Callen-Lorde, LA LGBT Center, The Institute for Family Health, and Whitman-Walker for investigation.

The Trump administration has announced it is targeting major LGBTQ+ healthcare centers, threatening to shut them down unless they stop providing trans youth care.

It appears to violate, at least in spirit, a court order in Oregon stopping them from doing this.

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12.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 621    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8

I was today years old when I learned that in most other countries it's considered impolite to sit on the toilet side saddle, whereas in the united states it's a sign of respect

12.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of transit first timers for sure

11.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they’re doing a gd parade and expecting a million people downtown

11.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I truly hate Seahawks fans today. Oh did your little team win? You wanna wear your pajamas in public?

11.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting in a chair with the words hi georgia written above her ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with the words hi georgia written above her
11.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking exactly all of that during the trailer

11.02.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you should’ve stayed up late to read it last night instead

11.02.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

considering it didn’t work the first time…

11.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The new movie "The Bride" got its name from the fact that it makes you wanna get in a car and bride away when it is on.

11.02.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point CBS should rename the network and call it Cop Crave

11.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bovino sent this email at 3:11 p.m. on Oct. 4.

This is what the scene looked like at 2:48 p.m. when the first group of feds made their exit. They gassed people again at 3:27 p.m.

So during this attack, Bovino congratulated his guy who kicked everything off by shooting a woman five times.

11.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1334    πŸ” 600    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 23

it’s so funny how I don’t know anything about housewives until they say something bigoted or when a ru girl does a bad impersonation.

10.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tatiana Maslany I was not familiar with your game

10.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 16
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Free Sky Ferreira Account Shutting Down Because Sky Ferreira Is Free It’s the end of an era: The Free Sky Ferreira account is deactivating. Since 2021, the Instagram page has been advocating for the pop star’s release from her contract with Capitol Records so the long-...

Freed Sky Ferreira

10.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

It's also notable at the lack of judgment I received when I wanted to focus on weight loss. I've had demo training sessions twice before and there was always a demand for muscle growth.

This is all "well duh" but it's the first time I've truly enjoyed exercise.

10.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I started going to my first personal trainer about a month ago. It's too early for visible results but I am getting the mental / energy level changes.

So much of this is for vanity, but I don't trust myself not to get injured without direction.

10.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wish I could

10.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good pick

10.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

divas I am dragging this morning

09.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know

09.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m begging for something

09.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
me with a cardboard cutout of Janet Jackson

me with a cardboard cutout of Janet Jackson

me with a cardboard cutout of Janet Jackson

me with a cardboard cutout of Janet Jackson

Happy Janet Jackson Appreciation Day!!!

09.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

STOP

09.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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