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Formerly on tumblr, and that other site that shall not be named. NSFW at least some of the time. Re posting your spicy locker room pictures/vids.

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Like for "just listen to the Kate Bush song"

07.03.2026 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy "The Arnold" weekend to all those who celebrate. Here in Columbus we've dialed up the thermostat to unseasonably warm temps so that you can wear your inappropriate gym attire everywhere. Please enjoy this complimentary bingo card.

06.03.2026 21:28 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

... But only after being pistol whipped.

05.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Social Psychologist are constantly testing "common knowledge" to validate effects, which I always found the most interesting.

..but maybe read the article that describes the INVISIBLE TO HUMANS ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT they detected.

05.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like that this is about "The West", and not about how some ancient people would have ultraviolet light that isn't visible. Clearly these scientists are just being colonizers taking credit for something that someone else theoretically witnessed despite the fact humans can't see it.

05.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

St Elmo's Fire isnt exactly new, but I'd credit the wisdom of indigenous people not being in tree tops during thunderstorms as a potential reason they wouldn't have noticed.

03.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

One of my boxers likes to rest his head on various parts of me while I sleep. At first I thought it was cute, but now I can wake up crippled and have no idea why my right knee has gone out of warranty overnight.

03.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LGBTQIA community pronunciation#lgbtq #queer #gay #gaymuslimsoftiktok #gaychristian TikTok video by Asexual Andrew

There are a number of content creators that share historic info dumps on lgbt figures and I feel like they need a name like "tedtalk". Legibitiqa Dire seems a bit long.

03.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, I feel cheated.

02.03.2026 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Halloween, Leather Pride, and Pride all fall within a week so its a busy time for the gay resorts. Its not impossible to find a room, its just not a given. PSP is a resort town, so there will be plenty of other accommodations.

27.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I not a fan of it being romance heavy, but I've enjoyed every episode. Star Trek is like pizza is like sex.

27.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It going to be rough getting into a gay resort at this late date, but its possible you'll get lucky. I'm currently favoring Santiago.

27.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just really depends if there's a burrito on the line or not.

24.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One assumes that businesses passed the cost of tariffs on to their customers, so shouldn't we be getting that money?

24.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Darwin Award nominees.

19.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like this might be a little too JD Vance adjacent.

19.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To liberals say "I proudly voted for Jill Stein and would do it again" I say, "good to know who should get the shiv when I see you at the concentration camp."

That one issue the Dem didn't earn your vote on is so important that authoritarianism was preferable should definitely be a point of pride

17.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, it needed to be done.

15.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But the cheevos!

15.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you ever been fucked in it?

14.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The good photo(right) begs for the headline "Ohio man writes book."

14.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This very much feels like some country music bros pretending to be metal.

14.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not gonna lie, a peek on the gym floor is way hotter than completely naked in the locker room.

11.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish I could remember some of the analysis tools I learned in college. Excel will calculate your trend line but it isn't always useful, and having a little math to support an argument goes a surprising long way... But yeah trig-analit is useless.

11.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Commuting home from my day at the office I happened to catch a traffic light on a corner with a gas station.

Since I drive an EV I looked at the price. Y'all, I remember when they had to add a third digit to those signs for the very first time. #ancienthistory #imnotthatold

11.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean...

08.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sewage Treatment Plant or maybe a Rendering Plant would be good choices.

07.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I imagine the worst part is having to drive all the way down to Indio.

07.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I preferred Peter Claffey's butt (whist having his bath in a brook).

07.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Talent free? I think she prefers being described as "unburdened by style, taste, or art."

07.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0