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Hip Gnosis

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Brandon W. Jones. Novelist, short story and screenwriter. Descended from both circus freaks and Viking legends. Less interesting than my forebears. Round Earth conspiracist. No DMs

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No judgement here. Turns out I might be a wild chimp. Would explain a few things.

02.03.2026 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a problem of perception here. Crockett is a grandstander, but not more so than Adam Schiff, Sheldon Whitehouse, Elizabeth Warren, Dick Durbin, Brian Schatz, Chris Murphy etc. She threatens something at the core of the republic that seriously needs questioning, which isโ€ฆ I'll let you fill in

28.02.2026 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GOP thinks they can win against her over Talarico. The message: retreat to the white man for safety because only HE can save the day. Sideline the Black female voice because she can't win in America. Just when do we call bullshit on that? Now strikes me as a good time.

28.02.2026 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

War with Iran. This is a quagmire only a FIFA Peace Prize winner could embroil us in.

28.02.2026 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Museum of Contemporary Art Los Angeles acquires Kara Walker sculpture made from dissected Confederate monument Walkerโ€™s โ€œUnmanned Droneโ€ is a centrepiece of โ€œMonumentsโ€, a landmark exhibition at Moca and The Brick

Kara Walker is one of my favorite contemporary artists. This work, like all her work, is powerful, disturbing and tells a truth so uncomfortable you can't help but cry and say thank you.

www.theartnewspaper.com/2026/02/24/l...

27.02.2026 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a girl is crying with the words when bro so stupid you just cry ALT: a girl is crying with the words when bro so stupid you just cry
26.02.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SOTU? I prefer STFU.

25.02.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonderfully considered article. I'm curious why you didn't also mention Musk, Bannon and others throwing what some try to call the "Roman salute" early in this term. To my thinking those gestures were even less ambiguous than Bovino's coat. Not criticizing, just curious why that didn't make the cut.

24.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Republican Party Has a Nazi Problem How did the GOP become a haven for slogans and ideas straight out of the Third Reich?

A fantastic article by the inimitable Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

23.02.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That scene from Spartacus, but where everyone steps forward and says, "I am Dunning-Kruger!"

07.02.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Basically, putting a pharaohic can of whoop-ass and Scottish temper behind the revenge of exploited girls as they demolish the false Lincoln idol who somehow took over the universe.

07.02.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And while "formally" above was, in fact, a typo, the name wasn't changed by an act of Congress, so the typo stands.

07.02.2026 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the theater formally known as The Kennedy Center?

07.02.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or, hear me out, JonBenรฉt Wilkes Booth Gordon Ramesses II. Coming to a theater near you!

07.02.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or JonBenรฉ Wilkes Booth Gordon Ramsay?

07.02.2026 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New menu item just dropped at Denny's: Kashbrowns. The unreleased shredded Epstein files deep fried and served with a deviled egg.

01.02.2026 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would love to hear the sound of that frown overcoming the tensile strength of her lips and see the comic projectile deflation of her flying across the room as that pressure releases.

27.01.2026 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's amazing to me that even needs to be said, but Democrats are so great at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory that spelling it out is not only prudent, but essential.

27.01.2026 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not sure how we go to the place of both-sidesing stupidity, but this version of reality is being directed by Wes Andersonโ€™s methed out cousin, so here we are.

25.01.2026 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like how in English we say 'fix a drink' as if the fact of one being not yet made is the broken state.

12.01.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey all! I've been scarce around these parts of late. Don't give up on me. Just going through a fallow period.

EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!

11.01.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine if they joined forces with the Vindemans, the Olsens and Patty Duke!

25.11.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or a leadership role. An ornamental position, purely decorative. Like telling your maรฎtre d it's your birthday and getting a little scoop of ice cream on a big plate.

25.11.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That scene out of Spartacus, but where everyone says, "I'm Bubba!"

16.11.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are many true things that can be said of me. That I'm descended from immigrant circus freaks is one of them. CHINGA LA MIGRA.

15.11.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Certainly has all the class of a Waffle House.

12.11.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I learned the electric toaster was invented not to solve the problem of untoasted bread, but to solve the problem of unused daytime electricity the electric companies had to generate regardless of demand.

12.11.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whole Democratic party needs therapy to get over their self-sabotage issues. They are the embodiment of the stick-in-the-bicycle-spokes meme.

12.11.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know it's bad when even God doesn't want to touch him. How. Is. It. STILL. Alive?

08.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0