Jonas Jödecke

The second time he’s done that, too

Article title: How Liverpool became the corner kings... Liverpool scored three goals from corners in that first half.

Meme of Shaq saying “and I took that personally”

He's supposed to be there for the short term, yet that track record already seems utterly Spursy.

He has also only once stayed at a club for more than a year!

As Arsène put it: “The only moment of possible happiness is the present. The past gives regrets. And future uncertainties.”

Words to live by. Four points clear.

🥲 you mustn't go there, please

Despite his recently improved goalscoring form, he looks pretty terrible every time I watch him. I mean, he scored some of his CL goals despite, not because of his technique.

In der Oberstufe bei uns 30 Min. Vorbereitungszeit. Ich sehe auch wenige Textgenres, bei denen angesichts der gewünschten inhaltlichen Tiefe keine Vorbereitungszeit nötig wäre. Karikatur auf jeden Fall mit Vorbereitungszeit.

Vital Cat Update It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…

It's time to talk to you about my cat.

You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof. What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.

A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate

"Digitale Auslöschung": Wie US-Sanktionen einen europäischen Richter lahmlegen Nicolas Guillou ist von beinahe allen digitalen Diensten dieser Welt gesperrt – von Amazon bis Paypal. Europa wirkt dagegen völlig machtlos

Diese Geschichte ist unfassbar.
Weil der Trump-Regierung die Arbeit des Internationalen Strafgerichtshofs nicht passt, wird ein französischer Richter digital de facto ausgelöscht und bekommt keine Kreditkarte und kein Bankkonto mehr:

Max Dowman is ridiculous.

Ich bin im vierten Jahr an der Grundschule und bin wirklich froh, wenn der Spagat vorbei ist. Zu meinem Einstellungszeitpunkt gab es nur Abordnungsstellen. Ein Jahr später kamen zig Leute ohne Abordnung an unsere Schule. Aber hey: es ist das letzte Jahr!

All these generals and admirals listening to Hegseth is like the equivalent of Gary Neville giving a ted talk to a live audience of Wenger, Mourinho, Guardiola, Zidane, Conte, and Ancelotti

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

Set piece FC 🩵

Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest Video from Kenny Laynez-Ambrosio, 18, puts fresh scrutiny on the harsh tactics used to reach the Trump administration’s ambitious enforcement targets

Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest

Absolut! Was hätte ich „damals“ (2009) für einen Erwartungshorizont gegeben.

Whoops!

A.I. Is About to Solve Loneliness. That’s a Problem The discomfort of loneliness shapes us in ways we don’t recognize—and we may not like what we become without it.

Loneliness isn’t just an affliction to be cured but an experience that can shape us for the better, Paul Bloom writes. If A.I. companions eliminate the feeling, we might lose something essential about being human.

Me: take hours to read a book

You: have your super hot ChatGPT girlfriend download a million books, read them, then summarize them all to you in a barrage of lies that you can't even tell are lies because you don't read books; also you have the critical thinking skills of a shovel-struck donkey

"ChatGPT isn't its own, unique problem. It's a symptom of a totalizing cultural paradigm in which passive consumption and regurgitation of content becomes the status quo."

Wie könnte man das Problem lösen, dass Menschen aufgrund prekärer Arbeitsbedingungen, hoher Arbeitsbelastung und anderer Faktoren neoliberaler Politik immer weniger Zeit für sich, die Familie und Freunde haben? Mit Chatbots, die Familie und Freunde simulieren. Wenn ein Vulkanier Lösungen entwickelt:

The Don is in the house tonight! ♥️

Hell yeah!

OH MY WORD!!!!

Enjoy it, soak it all up. Arsenal have knocked out Real Madrid!!!!!!!!

Gabriel Martinelli. 2-1 in the Bernabeu.

Dass nun überall diese unnötigen KI-Features eingebaut sind, ist auch einfach große 1 Einladung, mit minimalem Aufwand von 1 Klick unsere Welt durch achtloses Verballern von Energie schleichend zugrunde zu richten — & das alles oft nur für den fun oder aus Faulheit. Dem Klimawandel gefällt das.

I keep thinking of Declan Rice pulling those freekicks out of his arse for a Champions League game against Real fucking Madrid. He's like that cunt at karaoke who's never mentioned he can sing and out of nowhere has a voice that could make angels weep

#wowdw: 5er drehen in Englisch Videos über ihren Tagesablauf. Manche nehmen sich selber auf, manche filmen aus Egoperspektive, andere stellen Szenen mit Playmobil oder Lego nach. Das Ergebnis: super Videos mit herzzerreißenden Momenten, die die Welt da draußen für einen Moment verschwinden lassen.

Rice x2