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Matt "Captain Danger" Stevens

@kentallardjr.bsky.social

A joke name that got out of hand

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What?
(I know I keep asking that.)

02.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kimberly was reading the local police blotter to me, and My God, rich suburbanites can be awful. Particularly when it comes to "calling the cops over trivial shit."

01.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'know I'm weirdly sympathetic to Vance. I think it really is an accurate reflection of right-wing Christianity.
The problem is that right-wing Christianity is fucking gross.

01.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I don't object to it! I'm just confused.

31.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess not. :(

31.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I get it.
THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH AND THEY'RE REALLY PISSED ABOUT POLITICS

31.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@speaksincolor.bsky.social What ... what the heck is this stuff?!?

31.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"All right. Did they yell something like 'Uka yay yay'?"
"Yeah! Matter of fact they did!"
"Okay, sounds like a Scythian raiding party to me. I'll send Hank and the boys to spend the night. The Scyths will be back -- they gotta Zembaya feast coming up -- and we'll be ready for them."

31.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagined a Western town next to a time portal. How it would need history experts at the sheriff's office.
"Hey sheriff, guys in chariots stole a couple cows last night."
"Huh. They have caps like these?"
"Somethin like that. It was dark."

31.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While I can't be sure, definitively, I don't think he was a genuine Nazi; he was doing some kind of juvenile edgelord shit.
Not justifying it, just giving my impression.

30.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus the centrists never attack for a genuinely principled reason. It's always "gee, I want the same things you do, but it's just toooooo radical"

30.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm all for "attacking" (well ... criticizing) allies when they do something genuinely wrong, and Nazi tattoos seem like as good a reason as any.
(I'm not thrilled that it means endorsing a 78 year old who wants to keep the filibuster, but thems the breaks.)

30.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Though I wonder how useful a "Democrat" who attacks his own party really is

30.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It suuuucks like I thought I’d live out my peak earning years as a guy who helps direct solar panel construction in ports or something, not as a Gallic Roman citizen in a city that just got cut off from supply to Mediterranean goods a year ago and can’t get any dried fish or loofahs for sponges.

30.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Luis Bunel would have loved it, though

30.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Graham Platner shit fuckin stung because as a leftist who works in the trades I know that the right wing has gaslit so many of those dudes into thinking that you can’t be masculine and support even the most common sense leftist causes. I thought maybe this dude could change that but here we are

29.10.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

It means Donald Trump won despite taking far less "moderate", far less popular, issue positions.
You can't predict Presidential voting on policy positions.

29.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, this test is horrifying.
It shows the futility of trying to win elections with fine-tuned political positioning: Voters don't know policy. They work on brand loyalty and vibes.

29.10.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what you'd do at a No Nose Club, aside from endless "how does he smell?" jokes.

29.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please, Democrats: If Trump runs for a third term, do NOT accept its legitimacy. Refuse debates or any other public appearances with the man. Demand his immediate resignation, no matter the electoral outcome.

28.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. This happened. Too much news to follow, I know. Armed agents of the state, with a proven record of directly breaking the law, tear-gassed a neighborhood Halloween parade.

28.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course, if they go around saying "we need to move right on trans issues" (for example), they'll get a backlash from the trans community, which will mean lots of debate on trans issues, leading to the impression that "Democrats are obsessed with trans rights."

28.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is as good as people say. Radley Balko is a national treasure.

27.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A guy who got rich in the casino industry, now he gets his jollies threatening Muslim American politicians. A real prince.

27.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A rich kid who went to Harvard Business School, then got richer as a casino consultant. Now he threatens Muslims. These are the core of MAGA.

27.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I looked up Randy Fine, the sack-of-shit Florida Congressman pushing this crap.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_F...

27.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair Reagan WOULD say crazy and hateful stuff ... when we went off-script. His speechwriters made sure his official remarks were right-wing but didn't terrify the normies.

27.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Kalash people - Wikipedia

Stumbled upon this fascinating entry on the Kalash people of Pakistan. A minority still practice a polytheistic religion clearly derived from Indo-Iranian roots (pre-Vedic and pre-Avestan).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalash_...

26.10.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of Blues Hammer in "Ghost World." The guy with blond tips promising "authentic down-home in the Delta blues!"

26.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that's better

26.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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