Penumbral ➡️OFFKAI

I'm meant to stream mewgenics today but fucking up my black nuzlocke the other day has made me desperate to just run that shit back

whoever gave lenora's stupid fucking rat retaliate count your days

forgot to post my schedule for a month teehee whopsie :3

we're running back the pokemon black nuzlocke, chat will become pokemon and they WILL die I promise

also idk what we're doin on friday its gonna be vibes based I guess

TikTok's too far gone burn the whole platform down wtf is this

dude one piece gets so fucking dark sometimes but it never feels like it cause there's always some blorbo mc'chucklefuck in the corner having a nosebleed over nami's tits or something

BEN GETS PREGNANT WITH ALIEN BABIES WHAT???

So I've fallen into a bit of a Ben 10 googling rabbit hole for some reason

wtf do you mean "to survive the Big Bang" - what the hell does Ben get up to in the later series dude

ok I think the most recent videos should be viewable now, if anyone from the US could double check and lemme know I'd appreciate it

ok first of all I didn't know you could make videos 68 hours long wtf

second of all this may be the funniest video on the entire internet

So I'm being force fed random episodes of one piece out of order against my will

genuinely what the fuck are these proportions dude, that girl is just a triangle with three circles stacked on top

I thought the oda slander was exaggerating has this man ever seen a woman

guys I think I found john helldiver

wtf is that one bro cooking on cyberstan bro

ok turns out you can't see my videos in the US anymore for some reason?

genuinely what the fuck

any tiktok people have a clue wtf is happening here?
I've posted tiktoks for 3 years now and never had views as low as the last 2 weeks

the videos aren't flagged or anything but I'm now getting youtube comments of people asking why I'm not on tiktok anymore

Opened a vcard box for my first handcam stream

There are 42 possible box toppers

You have got to be fucking kidding me

free blinding session -> www.twitch.tv/penumbralvt

very sorry to anyone planning on watching the handcam stream today you may leave without your vision

I somehow underestimated how pale I am my cameras having an aneurysm tryna color balance itself

I may be the first vtuber to dox myself from a reflection off my own skin

cut my thumb cooking before my first handcam stream

try to setup for stream and my microphone sounds like a microwave whenever i turn on the light

the light that I need for the handcam to be able to see

fuck my chungus mungus life man

Just dreamed myself doing all the shit I need to get done today only to wake up with the biggest migraine and none of the chores done

Fuck my chungus life

that's just likeslop, you only like it because you like it

something about the phrase "he bombed a ficus" in bold red letters is absolutely frying me this may be the best thumbnail of all time

I think vtubing has genuinely desensitized me to anime women

I scroll past like 5 images a minute of straight anime yiddies and neither head really gives af anymore

I can honestly see how porn could fuck your brain up this some scary shit dude

It had come to my attention that people outside Scotland don't use "the back of" to describe time and none of my friends bothered to tell me I was making no sense

Fyi "I'll be round the back of three" would mean like 3:05

rules I used were

- first name and last name

- can be graduated (can use both past and current lives)

- spelling doesn't matter

tried to see how fast I could name 100 vtubers (full name) live on stream

figured since it was literally my job I could probably get sub 10 mins

turns out the moment you put me on the spot every name leaves my head holy shit this is such a bad time

gotta set this shit to manual in the stream settings

quick heads up to homies streaming on youtube

after annoying me about it for like 6 months, youtube finally just decided to turn on automatic midrolls themselves

you can disable it in the settings of each stream to stop ads popping mid stream - hella annoying

my top youtube vids are

- 40 second shitpost
- another vtubers reaction
- random ass anime analysis I did 3 years ago
- dead agency graveyard

they're calling it the worst youtube channel of all time

I now have a png on my pc just titled "ovulation" fucking kill me

you mention you don't have an air fryer one time and immediately air fryer convert is in your throne suggestions like a jehovas witness

..I'll add it but it's under protest

Inside of you there are two wolves

One of them thinks power scaling arguments are stupid and never lead anywhere

The other sees people unironically saying that frieren beats sukuna and cannot resist starting a blood feud

ahhhh I really hate ending streams on such a negative vibe I'm real sorry dudes

I really enjoy silksong but some parts of the game design really frustrate me and make me so tilted, I should be better at handling but aghhhhh its so hard when 90% of the game is so good