Penumbral ➡️OFFKAI

heresf whatp hpapened in darksouls ladt week in about 60 seconds (im fdrukn)

Fuckass stupid punishment wheel made me touch grass with proof in the middle of the god damn night so here you go if my neighbours called the police I'm blaming you people

I FUCKED UP THE SCHEDULE THE DARK SOULS PUNISHMENT WHEEL IS NOW NOT IN LIKE 5 HOURS IM SORRY

twitch.tv/penumbralvt

how many five nights at freddies movies do you think it'll take before we see 3 hour "complete timeline" videos about them

I have a theory that someone's age can be determined by how many !'s they use regularly

0? teenager tryna be apathetic in lower case

1? Millennial just using for emphasis

3? Almost always boomers for some reason

19 per sentence? Vtubers and people from tumblr

Gimme my phd

my chat hates me deeply so I'm feeling left out of oshi day

I propose a new event - national enemy day

celebrate your communities biggest haters

PenumbralVT - Twitch The Greatest Pokemon Game of All Time !gupps

www.twitch.tv/penumbralvt

I don't normally tweet when I go live but pokemon explorers of sky is genuinely my favorite pokemon game of all time

the mystery dungeon series as a whole is so fucking peak

anyway yea im starting a playthrough for nostalgia, yippee

male authors: she breasted boobily

female authors: he served cuntily

(I have started watching vanitas)

schedule time!

against my better judgement I'm gonna be doing the dark souls run with a punishment wheel

every time I die I spin (I'm cooked)

suggestions for punishments are welcome (don't kill me pls)

I was very tempted to @ bao on this, I feel like she'd know the answer

ok so impregnable = unable to be pregnated right?

but impregnated = pregnated?

so does impregnable mean you cant be pregnated or that you can be impregnated?

this is very important to me

SPOOKY WEEK :0

we playing the scariest game of all, silksong act 2

also like, little nightmares and homicipher but I think skong is way scarier

Vtubing drama is so confusing to follow, people unironically quoting shit from someone's past life's third alt account like it's common knowledge

anime people changing names three times in the space of one google doc

need a phd in vtism just to understand half this shit

decided to try overwatch again after like, 9 months

it's actually... fun? look at the shit you can do in stadium this is hilarious

omg no way a schedule from THE penumbralvt

been a minute since we had one but I'm tryin to get back to regular streaming - I wouldn't bet too much on the team tism thursday terraria, that group has like a 13% success rate for streaming on time

for some reason no matter what I do, if I feature an irl person for 0.2 seconds in my vtuber video they will 100% be the thumbnail

I can't choose thumbnails, youtube hates vtubers confirmed

call me a chemical plant the way I be cracking her oil

"here's what happened in vtubing last week

your oshi fucking hates you kyle

yeah, you specifically"

seeing all the vtubers do that vlooplay thing where they get paid to say anything made me realize I'm undervaluing myself

everyone already makes me do the "here's what happened" voice line for free, I'm being scammed

smh I should start selling fake news voice lines for 10 bucks

I've got gtnh on one monitor and factorio space exploration on the other

throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the autistic one

not commenting on the sinder thing, but the number of people in her chat saying "we're so back" with the first time chatter label is really making me giggle

brother you weren't there in the first place wdym

whoever picks the images and names on rule 34dle I love you

sometimes when I'm covering a new outfit or something one of my friends is debuting I really debate dming them to pose for the camera mid stream

partly for the funny but also god damn its hard to find 30 seconds of debut footage where they dont wildly jerk around on screen lmfao

good news, I am back from holiday, short should be up tonight and it looks like nothing horrible happened

bad news, I got super sick at the end of it and sound like I have a labrador up my nose

I'll schedule the return stream for this sunday, hopefully should clear up by then

If you eat dayquil and NyQuil at the same do you enter twilight mode and deal double damage or do you just die

One thing I forgot to mention about vexpo is they had a whole ass helldiver on their security team

Full armor and everything

10/10 best con security nobody tried shit

Another week til I get back but so far everything seems... ok? Not horrible?

Nothing has exploded yet, maybe the curse is finally over - I might finally be free

Ok I just flew over Dublin

Why is every single house here the exact same shade of white and built the same way

It's like someone just hit ctrl c ctrl v 300 times when building

I get that you can make beads and stuff to help in areas without them, but having to pause my fun exploration of a new area to go back and grind just so I can have a map really slows the gameplay to a halt for no real reason