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“I’m having an ace moment, yanno??”

My cousin 13 seconds ago

Watching Tron lmao

Originally sent to a close friend for their birthday, but then I realized just now I should totally post them on here too lmao

Well on this very rare occasion it seems I have been ghosted and this has hurt my feelings

He was a really nice guy 😢

Someone was telling me about that the other day and I was like…was it white people claiming that??

Thanks Tinder, but my likes don’t need to be priority because they’re already a reach as is lmao

“Keener”

I’m sorry that wasn’t right of me I meant to really say antibiotic resistant STI panel

Briefly had to message someone on Twitter and it’s still giving that same antibiotic resistant STD panel energy

I can’t speak for any other bitches here but it’s definitely gonna be a bossa nova summer for me

I believe I am living in a simulation of a possible version of my life could be dead ass

Ooof that’s nice! Yours is lovely either way as far as I’m concerned!

Abracadabra is Artpop on T

Queer people saying “howdy” is like humans breathing air

Classically beautiful

The mute feature on here is goated

I am extremely impressed by your ability to pigment your hair consistently to the extent that you do

Some of you on here really should have a muzzle on and not in a hot way

Try shooting me a message again! Sorry about that!

From the other day!

I’m ffxiv I’m trying to make a dancer glam that *really* lets everyone know my characters favorite song is GUY by Lady Gaga lolol

By all means feel free to shoot me a message

I actually fucking hate how my past life still ends up in my extended social circles

Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.

Can I offer you some spooning to start Saturday with?

The pure rush of dopamine I get when i call out chasers in chub only spaces is addicting I stg

Yo what’s up

I can literally feel like this is easily the superior app it’s beautiful