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Abnoocalypse

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trying to get off the muskrat app he/him swifties dni

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Super moves vol. 2

27.04.2025 18:50 — 👍 256    🔁 94    💬 2    📌 1

no problem bro i gotchu stay strong

15.02.2025 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Suck my nuts assholes

20.01.2025 22:35 — 👍 2538    🔁 1291    💬 77    📌 32

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

10.01.2025 21:24 — 👍 33365    🔁 8044    💬 324    📌 375

do NOT wash down cough drops with gatorade jesus christ

16.12.2024 07:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey chat, trapped in my cybertruck, FSD drove me into a frozen pond, the water has ignited the lithium, doors won't open and the console is unresponsive, how do I get out? Still love the truck, by the way.

15.12.2024 03:19 — 👍 2160    🔁 228    💬 79    📌 2
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poe2

06.12.2024 19:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dang

29.11.2024 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok but how was it

29.11.2024 06:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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26.11.2024 20:34 — 👍 260    🔁 109    💬 4    📌 5

how does carmine have full hp in this picture 🤔

21.11.2024 08:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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From Sea of Thieves.

24.03.2024 08:22 — 👍 35    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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ah hell. ah god dammit,

12.11.2024 08:14 — 👍 5966    🔁 2228    💬 62    📌 21

i dont thanks for asking tho

12.11.2024 21:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

asking a tall person if they play basketball should be considered a microagression send tweet i mean post

12.11.2024 20:49 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

can people on here shut the fuck up about how bad twitter is i already know that just let me look at cats for fucks sake

11.11.2024 10:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

wtf at this rate we'll need to stop calling u huge tony and start calling u average tony

11.11.2024 09:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

kuso is a spectrum i think both games definitely land somewhere on it lol

09.11.2024 08:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

junie...

09.11.2024 08:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0