Alchemy Tits

This Olympics seems so extra gay and I’m here for it. 😂

Liquid Glass? More like Liquid Ass.

Overlapping semi-transparent windows on a small screen just seem kinda totally fucking useless and ugly?

I wished I’d have screenshotted a picture so I could have logged the tones.

dm’d you

When you got in expecting a medical visit to go bad for trans reasons but the doctor surprises you with a completely different kind of fuckshittery.

I have that pattern in a shirt from them! Or it’s similar at least.

seeing the spectacular feats of engineering Tesla has done so far, they’ll have one commuting crimes within the first week

Social media post with the text My grandmother confessed on her death bed that: Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends • The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers • They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry • Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession

new season of Hazbin Hotel just started

“we trademarked all your holes” is a hell of a lyric

a fun party trick that I can pull off thanks to vocal training is singing all three parts of “Wild Mountain Thyme” from the Sinners soundtrack

it’s especially fun to see people’s reactions when I drop my voice for the second and third verses

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...

AI really is just a dumb person’s idea of a smart person

stabbed myself and bled a little about it, I’ll feel better in the morning

i always hate the melancholy that creeps in at the edges on shot day

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

In which @usatoday.com frets that children might learn that trans people [checks notes] exist

Suspending Link after he pointed out the how following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia does not allow you to beat the transphobia allegations. In fact, it does the opposite.

To be clear: suspending Link was certainly a choice. And we know what KIND of choice it is.

nope, it’s a uti, yay :(

think i’m getting hot flashes from halving my e dose post orchi

finally going for lab work later this week

Wisconsin Republican Bill Berrien quits governor's race amid fallout over sexually explicit links Wisconsin business owner Bill Berrien has ended his Republican campaign for governor, days after it was reported that he followed numerous sexually explicit accounts online, including a nonbinary porn...

o look, it happened again

apnews.com/article/bill...

hm, i’ve noticed my sense of smell getting more sensitive after my orchi

any other girls have that happen?

thank you!

it’s a vaya I picked up 7 years ago

Road bike set up on a stand during a fit test

i ended up putting a leather brooks on my road bike

the aesthetic is kinda garbage but not aching after mile 20 is worth it

as is the brooks saddle

that yellow chain is so sick!

call that a one shot

for centuries military scholars will study the logistical feat of Cambodia building and transporting a navy to the Caspian Sea