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How's the job search going?

He he he

A friend of mine said during an interview: When they asked about my salary expectations, I said, ‘I was hoping to afford food AND rent.’ They laughed. I didn’t.

Rejections: “Thank you for applying. After careful consideration, we’ve decided to hire someone who already works here.”

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Perks: “We don’t pay well, but we have unlimited coffee!

Perfect, because I was planning to drink my rent.”

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?’
Me: Hopefully not still waiting for you to email me back.

“Our company is like a family... a dysfunctional one that underpays you and makes you work holidays.”

Job hunting: "Applying for jobs feels like dating. You put yourself out there, they ghost you, and if they do reply, it’s not you, it’s them."

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Don't know what this is, but it's buuutiful

Psych

What’s a programmer’s favorite hangout spot?
The Foo Bar.

No jokes today.

Was not trolling by the way, was genuinely curious. Good day.

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I told my boss three companies were after me. He asked which ones. I said, 'Gas, electric, and water.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Parallel lines have so much in common… it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Care to elaborate?

I mean this is just logical. It's sad that we live in a world where we care so little about others that we find ways to justify their suffering.

Anyone got the reference?

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Definitely not me... wink wink.
But uh, how you doing?

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Like, are you serious?
Anyways, that's why we have qruil now.

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Recruiter: So, what work have you been doing for the past year? What experience have you gained since you finished school?

Alan: Applying to jobs. I even listed it on the resume.

A friend told me, "I’m not saying the job market is rough, but I just got ghosted by a job I didn’t even apply to."

Yeah, it's officially an epidemic.

Yes, it's from a single person's search. Over 11 months.
There are many others with this many applications, and just as few responses.

Someone said: ""Why do job descriptions ask for 'rockstars'? I just want a paycheck, not a world tour"

Like for real. #troubles #jobsearch #jobsearchrevolution

10 months on this one

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The job market in a nutshell: 'You need a job to get experience, but you need experience to get a job.

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The job market is where you find positions that require Python, Java, Photoshop, and the ability to walk on water.

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They said the job market is tough. I didn't realize it would be a Hunger Games sequel.