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Metz

@metzelaar.bsky.social

Content Manager at Pitcher List. Reader of the New York Times, Washington Post, and other acclaimed media outlets that I hope you’ll think I work for by misreading this sentence. TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jonny.baseball?_t=8rTZ6N2Rj0E&_r=1

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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 — 👍 16351    🔁 20427    💬 217    📌 350
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Starling Marte really walked into the barber shop and said “Give me the Hare Krishna.”

28.05.2025 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Baltimore just signed this kid to a lifetime contract.

22.05.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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2025 Bat Speed leaders.

Bat speed stabilizes super quick, and tends to correlate with average exit velo. It also has a slight correlation with xwOBA.

30.03.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Yankees changing their facial hair policy is great, but the damage has already been done, and it’s irreparable.

21.02.2025 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dejected Chiefs fans (Taylor’s Version)

10.02.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My entire timeline on this app is just slight variations of:

“Here are the 10 MLB players who would give The Rizzler a run for his money.”

Followed by:

“The US government just voted to throw everyone’s mother into a man-made volcano.”

30.01.2025 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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09.12.2024 17:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky is cool and all, but I’m not sure it’s gonna really take off if it continues to alienate the people that like to have their sports news and analysis sandwiched between uncensored porn and crypto ads.

17.11.2024 18:20 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0