āSka Swaggoner

Okay but the bass on this hold music goes fuckin HORD

That Marshall JCM900 pedal gonna hit like crack after NAMM

Gonna be using this a lot more so I should probably use my real face instead of my Jags sadposting one

Oops forgot this existed again.

One day I'll go to a game at The Swamp and Duval in the same weekend. That's the dream.

If anyone wants to know what to get me for Chrimbo I'm a size semi-hollow guitar.

Midwest Emo is like Champagne. If it's not from Minnesota or Michigan or some shit it's just "Sparkling" Emo

Are we calling Hot Mulligan "Midwest Emo" now? Is that what we're doing in the year of our Lord, 2024?

Fuck dude, an Old Fashioned would HIT rn

Born to play guitar. Forced to sell pianos.

The shit I like is expensive so if I tell you there's nothing I want for Christmas, that's why

Hades II is so fucking good

GATORS 🐊🐊🐊

Literally I hated Matthew McConaughey until this movie. Fuck, him and Charlize Theron are SO GOOD

"Paper runs out. As does patience"

God, Kubo and the Two Strings fucking RIPS

If you drive a truck with duallies and don't haul anything you're just cosplaying as a tough guy

FEWTBAWL

I hate joining new social medias because I never know what to post. Like, I already used up all of my normal shitposting ideas elsewhere.

Fuckin Threads was a DISASTER.

I guess it's time to post that *~*sweet, sweet*~* content for the internet.