"unisex so it fits oversized" oversized for who girl i have a twink face twunk body i'm built like a silo that's already had a grain collapse that's claimed the lives of 3 midwesterners wym oversized

'Pregaming' (that's what the youths say) Tisha B'av by not showering for 4 days already

Not a plain black tea in sight at the store, no pg tips not even tetleys. going to have to write a shit letter to the editor about this mark my words

just bought the softest underwear but there's no fly so you have to drop your pants to your ankles winnie the pooh style. unrelated but due to unforeseen circumstances i am now banned from the zoo

That Luigi looks like a nice young man with a bright future ahead of him

My shiksa daughter in law says they're naming the baby after me...guess that means my days are numbered

The 55+ omelette at Dennys is a little skimpy. I've got very little to look forward to at this point, wouldn't kill them to throw a third egg in there.

Tired of the family already I'm writing them out of the will

Nice to see the family for thanksgiving

Need to purchase a cemetery plot before the tariffs kick in

Whatever happened to kids playing outside? Now when I go outside and yell "You kids get off my lawn!" at no-one, I just look like a loon instead of a brave defender of property lines.

I love the birds in the yard but I don't want to put out seed for them and have it become a cat buffet

time flies...unless you're paying alimony

good shabbos to everyone, even my ex wife doris

all you can eat buffet near me senior discount

Lots of quail outside the window this morning. counted at least 15 of them