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establishing the moral high ground by punishing all innocent and vulnerable children until those dedicated to saving them agree to be cruel to the ones i deem unworthy - for christ, of course

that's not even the half of it. this is what happens when you eliminate "trust and safety" in the name of free speech.

this is so unbelievably sweet 💖

honestly when someone murders me, that is the end of us being friends immediately sorry

already tired of the whiny threads from young men about how society forced them to become monsters because they put woke in the video games or whatever. back in my day you applied some guyliner, wrote some emo lyrics in a journal, and handled it

we're all talking about 😭🤬

we've seen enough disparate TOS application SPECIFICALLY biased against the trans community. "X" provides service in 20 states where that (gender identity) discrimination is expressly illegal. there should be a lawsuit by now.

That made no sense but I’m sure as hell not deleting it

Well, you heard the man: form a single-file line at the loctician, we all have to get locs to "conform with the positive benefit of unity." Wouldn't want my little Strawberry Shortcake looking ass to be deemed unpatriotic.

could we get the specifics on what it means to be "aspirationally jewish" please? he wants in on the space lasers, doesn't he?

You know, 2/3 of the people I bootlick are well-adjusted clever and successful - so, I like to think of myself as "aspirationally" a good father, shrewd businessman, and epic shitposter.

Everyone has something they're good at. For example, I am good at questioning that

Why can't I move the cursor or select text when using the web interface? If I notice a typo I have to backspace all the way back, or just give up and start over. Really frustrating not to be able to make edits.

I'm giving Bluesky another try. I don't even remember my Mastodon account and I usually forget that place exists. (Bummer if it's gotten good and I just tried it too early, but I never hear about it.)

We're waiting on permission from white Christian nationalists.

My Binkley 2024 full chest tattoo might have been hasty.

Israel released 240 hostages and detained an additional SIX THOUSAND from the West Bank since the conflict began. There's zero incentive to do a hostage exchange unless there is some guarantee that the conflict would come to an end and no further Palestinians would be detained by the IDF.

The one thing that unites all Americans in these politically divisive times.

What?! Need more details.

Isn't that just the ingredients in a Long Island iced tea someone is drinking while the jukebox plays the wedding song he danced to with his now ex-wife?

Actually wait is Grok ok? i'd hate to see something happen to a trans ally

Updated December 21st, 2023 at 11:56 IST Twitter/X down again, users timeline goes empty Twitter, now named as X, suffered an outage on Thursday, December 21, leading to disruption of services.

😣 Apparently, it's all platforms and it's global.

the Panera lemonade should also have nicotine in it

The IDF are carrying out genocidal orders right now: destroying infrastructure, utilities, culture & education centers & displacing & killing indiscriminately on a massive scale. An order doesn't have to be "do genocide" for it to be an act of genocide, & it's still genocide even in the early stages

Forwarded it to a union director trying to assist some really capable professors who are unfortunately finding themselves the unlucky ones in the midst of a university that has declared entrenchment. Appreciate that some of them are managing the stress with humor.

An old timey drawing from a series on temperance. The drawing depicts a small child in bed while their mother and another adult cry in despair over them. The title of the piece is called “Tony: The Child Drunkard.”

Classic Tony

in the "buying a powerball ticket" stage of my job search

No, only boring people get bored. You gotta shake it up and indiscriminately walk around stopping to peer over people's shoulders and sternly shaking your head before moving on without any explanation.

A series of tweets by Neil deGrasse Tyson In a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips. Just an FYI: In a mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips. For Narcissists Only: Laws of reflection require that if you kiss yourself in a mirror, it will always be on the lips. Another thought to disturb restful slumber, especially if you are vain: in a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips.

I'm so glad that googling "neil degrassse tyson mirror kissing" brought up many images of exactly what I'm referencing