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I just thought of the most perfect, would-never-be-on-a-wish-list gift for someone. It is both useful and funny, and I'm not sure I've ever been more proud of myself.

Oof... 😍

Just heard a song lyric that said "If you were a floor, I'd wanna be a rug" and, damn.

So true. She has the most impressive body of anyone I've ever had the pleasure of meeting in person, and it's not particularly close.

Damn - that's a photo... 🥵

I'm loving mine, and still have another set aside as a gift for a certain someone. 😀

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I really need to remember to stretch before... exercise. I'm not as young as I once was.

To quote a great songwriter, I'm looking for a mind at work. I need my brain stimulated just as much as I do anything else.

@champagneonyou.bsky.social Thinking of you today. Won't be the day you'd hoped it would be, I'm sure, but I hope someone does a little something to help you feel special today.

Louder for the people in the back, please.

😲🧐🥵🤯🤤

Oh. My. God.

There is absolutely no reason for me to be sad right now...

Always with the yummy food pics late in the evening. Why, Emily, why? 😭

Miss your face. Yeah, you.

😍

Narrator: "It, in fact, boded well."

To be fair, I knew what my evening's plans were, so I was pretty confident that downhill was not the direction the day would take. Didn't imagine it would turn out quite as well as it did, though. Thanks for that, you.

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Aw... well, the happiest of belated wishes then!

Birthday is today?

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Six days.

A special shout out to all of the SWers out there. It's a hard news era, seems we're dragged and pulled into every scandal. Know that you are perfect how you are. ❤️ Don't let those who don't understand our work bring you down.

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@datemadeline.bsky.social Hope you're having an absolutely fantastic birthday!

The hair is fantastic. But no.

There isn't anything in which you don't look good, is there?

I highly encourage these thoughts.

I'm having trouble even processing this photo. The definition... 🥵

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This photo… absolutely sends me every time you post it. 😍

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