actually no I can't stay for overtime, I have to go home and bother my cat
10.03.2025 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0actually no I can't stay for overtime, I have to go home and bother my cat
10.03.2025 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this man made me breakfast in bed yesterday and he legit teared up when I was like omg what no one's ever done thst for me before like ??🥹
01.02.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuck it's still January
27.01.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0manic at work with nothing that needs done immediately is a challenge for sure
19.01.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 073 cents for ONE stamp is actually insane.
13.01.2025 16:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i cannot recommend getting stoned out of your mind and just watching a lava lamp enough
10.01.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't know how to explain that an online status indicator is NOT a direct invitation to a conversation. especially when I haven't even Read your previous messages yet. leave me alooone. I don't
owe you shit😭
sat at home absolutely creamin' it. and by it I mean my corn 😏🌽
06.01.2025 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0outside vaping at work and I parted, and a neighbor dog a tarted barking😭
06.01.2025 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gonna start burping at people whenever they misgender/ deadname me
04.01.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0chronic napper & yapper
04.01.2025 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at home str8 up stringin my cheese😤
01.01.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry, I can't come to the function, I would much rather stay home and make my cat snuggle me
31.12.2024 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anxiety is so stupid bc what do you mean I'm freaking out about seeing my friends who I love dearly and haven't seen in forever😭
31.12.2024 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0100mgs of mood stabilizers washed down with a sugarfree redbull feels oddly poetic
30.12.2024 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the grippy toe socks stay ON during sex😤
29.12.2024 06:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nothing like being Screamed at within 10 minutes of waking up bc you forgot to do something and then getting in more trouble for "eyerolling" at 25.
28.12.2024 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the real reason I take like 15 minutes+ in the bathroom each time is bc my cat likes to follow me in and then climb on my shoulders/ neck and I'm stuck on the toilet forever
28.12.2024 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am a beacon of normality
21.12.2024 02:53 — 👍 96 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 03rd or so time I've cried this week that's fun.
27.12.2024 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I worry about her, not just her boobs"
26.12.2024 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0'wiggle my ears and jiggle my toes' is actually an insane line even for a claymation elf
24.12.2024 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0horny, sad, sleep deprived, and off my meds. what a winning combo 4 me
23.12.2024 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0uh oh I haven't slept in over 36 hours and I'm feeling emotional bc I just want fucking held bro🥲
23.12.2024 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0apparently 2 years ago today I (proudly) sucked a dick in a cemetery. thanks snap memories lmao
22.12.2024 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the stinkier the poop, the better ur tummy
will feel after I don't make the rules
why is lemonade snapchatting me rn
14.12.2024 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my date gave me the gentlest forehead kiss when I left last night and now I think I have to marry her
12.12.2024 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0midnight macky cheese in the michael wave 😌
11.12.2024 05:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Disney dreamlight valley😅
07.12.2024 01:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0