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She’s still dancing.

Amazon's tax bill plunges after GOP tax cuts The 87 percent drop is largely due to a more generous depreciation break in the 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act.'

Thanks to the OBBB, Amazon’s tax bill for 2025 is $1.2 billion, down from $9 billion the year before despite a 45% jump in profits.

All our hearts hurt for you.

When I am mentally unwell I wish so badly I had never gotten married or had children or tied anyone else to my sphere of despair.

Why did we get the one apocalypse where everybody still gotta have a job

My strength and growth offending you is why we no longer speak.

Maybe this is just the crescendo and the song is almost over.

Don’t worry about words, remember you’re a witch.

Enjoying the regulated nervous system of someone who walked away from disaster.

Perpetual victims can never be saved.

If they ever say they definitely aren’t stalking someone always know that they definitely are.

if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic

Putting little Santa hats on me cock n both balls

Watching the video of a regular citizen stop a gunman while taking fire at Bondi Beach made me think of Uvalde, and the shame that should never go away.

I have never seen this country more divided by hate.
It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.

Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.

Photo of a collection of icicles that have formed outside a window that look like a creature or a ghost or a demon idk it’s got a nice ass tho

if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in

With some people there is no burying the hatchet, it will always get dug back up.

a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia

I didn’t make you fall for me, I’m just completely loveable to everyone.

#nailedit

Sounds like something chatgbt would say.

Just in time for festivus

Opens email. Reads ‘no action is required on your part’. Deletes email.

*kills you
Oh sorry forgot to mention my therapy is for murderous thoughts

Also I see my typo now lol

Some of the things they claim their therapist has said to them I cannot imagine a licensed therapist saying to a patient. They also seem to have talked to their therapist at quite odd hours of the day. Their therapist also seems to reenforce the fantasy world they’ve created.

Tell her she’s overreacting. That’ll fix things.

When you’re pretty sure their therapist they always bring up as th expert opinion is just chat gbt…