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You need to share pics when you try it on

17.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries

15.11.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

I've never seen this type of calendar. It looks dope!

13.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no. They're gorgeous! πŸ’Έ

13.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world

12.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 419    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

be back later? someone explain?

08.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
chalk drawing of a small dog dangling from a balloon and wearing goggles, one side of which is a rusty round hole in the concrete. The pastels with which he was drawn are lying on the ground nearby.

chalk drawing of a small dog dangling from a balloon and wearing goggles, one side of which is a rusty round hole in the concrete. The pastels with which he was drawn are lying on the ground nearby.

β€œPup in Flight” - pastels, charcoal, and removed signpost nubbin, drawn by David Zinn on January 25, 2018

This and many other ephemeral creatures can be found in Underfoot Menagerie, available now at zinnart.com!

zinnart.com/products/und...

07.11.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 495    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a similar issue recently but updating my browser fixed it

06.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many of your injuries could be averted by slipping into a sweet pair of Crocs when you get out of bed

04.11.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow I love them

02.11.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never cared much for sports but I used to attend games in high school just to cheer

02.11.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rich people when commoners are sick and starving 😘✨

02.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Herman. He is a firm believer in keeping a consistent morning routine. No one said anything about efficient. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: rav_drift)

01.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4027    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 23

soo cuuute!! πŸ₯°πŸ’•

01.11.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making trades with siblings or friends is half the fun of Halloween!

01.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like "la-eww-eww" amirite

01.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea! This is so cool!

29.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your nails are so extra πŸ’…

29.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Following three years of significant investments in addiction services, opioid overdoses have declined by 32% in the last year.

We’re saving lives and showing what’s possible when we meet this crisis with compassion and action.

29.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8977    πŸ” 1645    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 67
four panel cartoon comic of an owner talking to their gray tabby cat. the owner is holding a cut onion. the cat says "give". the second panel, the owner says "this is an onion, it's very smelly". in the third panel, the cat stretches to sniff it. in the last panel, the cat looks like their entire head retreated into its body, making it look very silly.

four panel cartoon comic of an owner talking to their gray tabby cat. the owner is holding a cut onion. the cat says "give". the second panel, the owner says "this is an onion, it's very smelly". in the third panel, the cat stretches to sniff it. in the last panel, the cat looks like their entire head retreated into its body, making it look very silly.

smelly

28.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3581    πŸ” 1034    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 11

I used to listen to Yungblud. Very cool guy! I would have no problem with an 8+ child listening to most of his music.

28.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Abi!

27.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.

25.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2125    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 14

AMAZING

24.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
OPERATION INFLATION

Y’all here is a fun fact: Portland has a brand new volunteer organization called β€œoperation inflation” that allows people to borrow inflatable costumes for protests. They just started a couple weeks ago and have like a 160 costume library (and counting because people keep donating).

18.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2439    πŸ” 794    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 63

Your lips!! πŸ‘„

18.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a senior pup yorkie with blond fur sits on a textured sidewalk. his big, round eyes stare at the camera and his pink tongue peeks out from his mouth.

a senior pup yorkie with blond fur sits on a textured sidewalk. his big, round eyes stare at the camera and his pink tongue peeks out from his mouth.

This is Sonny. He would really appreciate some privacy. Knows he follows you into the bathroom all the time, but that's different. 13/10 (IG: seuun.x) #SeniorPupSaturday

18.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4786    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 8

I should get a sticker for being brave at the vet πŸ₯Ί

16.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's wonderful!

16.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you come for me in a Walgreens man it's Anything Can Happen Day, I'm at my absolute worst in a Walgreens or CVS

15.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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