An elite armed ICE team in masks and Rolexes detained me outside my building today, threatening to deport me to my native country of Venezuela.
It took some time, but I finally convinced them that I am actually from the south of France.
Au revoire, losers!
BREAKING:
STUDENTS HIT THE STREETS AND COLLEGE CAMPUSES TO PROTEST US PRESIDENT’S THREAT TO ELIMINATE PALESTINIANS!
Just kidding. Not a ripple.
Speaking out on human rights has gone the way of pet-eating and the price of eggs.
Egg-hoarding at Costco, obviously for sale on the
black market. Thanks, Joe.
Don’t even get me started on the current price of frozen pets.
I confess that I did feel a moment of empathy for the president, at his own inauguration, being ignored by everyone except Oddjob.
24.01.2025 17:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Buy from your local bookstore. Bezos doesn’t need your money.
24.01.2025 01:22 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This looks like it’ll be pretty nice once they get some lights up and some furniture.
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Hello? Is this thing on? Anyone out there?
Lots of echo….
