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Char Mal Fet

@howlscake.bsky.social

owl girl, will make a meal out of ur guts 🔞 lewd & musclegirl posting will ensue 32 || she/her || DMs open to mutuals clinically insane about lancelot

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Ran into this fucking guy at the grocery store today and almost lost my goddamn mind. Three separate times I ran into the same mf completely blocking an entire aisle all by himself while he meanderingly contemplated the shelves

08.03.2026 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It really is a great feeling 😌

08.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I want you all the way to the base

06.03.2026 03:09 — 👍 178    🔁 40    💬 14    📌 0

😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫

06.03.2026 06:23 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Good lord fox 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

06.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Bunny girl whose hand is shaking covered in spikes and gritting teeth

Bunny girl whose hand is shaking covered in spikes and gritting teeth

stress

05.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 1549    🔁 270    💬 18    📌 1

tried to help my girlfriend coffeemax this morning but i ended up mugmogging her with my metal mug :(

04.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've really loved journaling for years now, but I just recently got on board with the whole personal wiki thing, and it feels both frightfully self indulgent and also like the logical conclusion of a journaling habit

04.03.2026 10:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah

04.03.2026 09:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The work scales inversely with the amount of trust in your relationship tbh

03.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

02.03.2026 13:27 — 👍 6332    🔁 970    💬 4    📌 0
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💕 happy birfday 💕

03.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Tapping the sign

25.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 7529    🔁 3366    💬 9    📌 13

if you draw Miss Piggy skinny i'll kill you

02.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Rubber Kara

02.03.2026 06:33 — 👍 1747    🔁 275    💬 6    📌 0
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GOCK GOCK GOCK GOCK GOCK!!!
ALL YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT IS GOCK~

01.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 54    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 0
a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots

a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

01.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 6905    🔁 1886    💬 15    📌 18
A crow says "I just want to"

A crow says "I just want to"

"Focus" Crow is now very detailed and crouching down

"Focus" Crow is now very detailed and crouching down

27.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 4651    🔁 1374    💬 11    📌 16

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

28.02.2026 10:42 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Violet's gock in full display

Violet's gock in full display

haiiii
ummm, no idea of a caption, I'll just say i decided to name this pic "gocked up", meow
#trans #nsfw #gock #girlcock

28.02.2026 10:20 — 👍 162    🔁 34    💬 9    📌 0

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

28.02.2026 05:09 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I love Fridays 😵‍💫

28.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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text me when you get home

27.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 8907    🔁 1665    💬 40    📌 5

Yeah if thats an option I could def kill 24 0 abv kolschs

I feel like there's an implication in OP that the 10 miles would somehow counterbalance the 24 tacos and beers but it absolutely would not lol

27.02.2026 06:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah the 24 beers is what would kill me. That's the only hard part lol. Even really low ABV would ruin me probably

27.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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it's really one of those things you can't know without trying it

27.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😵‍💫 you were correct, good lord 😵‍💫

26.02.2026 09:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😵‍💫 what if i gave you attention

26.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0