Matty Clark

I thought for sure it was gonna be “suck my dick bitch”

Only election he can recall is the stolen one in 2020!!!

Watching this really just drives home how perfect James Adomian’s Elon impression is. bsky.app/profile/jado...

We are governed by fucking morons

36 out of every 100 Americans shrugged and went to crossfit or some shit. Great job, wockaflockas.

Can we please get this man a decent MUA

I hate this world. Truly so fucking stupid

Food so good there’s a cottage industry making fun of it across every social media platform but hell yeah, smashed peas. Love it

I always like to remember that the leader of the Nazi party blew his brains out like a bitch instead of facing the music

“Do something” okay girl yall are the ones in charge

Homie is slurring worse than ever these days

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Why does this bitch always look like he crying

It’s almost like she’s a complete fucking idiot all the way out of her depth

Gross

Resistance™️

*throws whole life into the ocean*

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

"treat your men as your own beloved sons and they will follow you into the deepest valley"

- sun tzu; the art of war

"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"

- pete hegseth; podcaster

So Pete Hegseth says no more ‘overweight people’ in the military. Cool. Is Kristi Noem rolling out the same weight policy for ICE agents or does the rule stop where MAGA cosplay begins? I guess the shaving policy doesn’t matter when the only thing visible under the ski masks is their eyes.

This is what I’m saying, they’re all fat and wearing a ton of gear. Just get to stepping and they can’t catch you

Done and done. LFG

Not fat enough

Ooo that letter he’s gonna write is gonna be scathing! Haha watch out Trump!

When in doubt, blame your wife

“So there” as I unfollow

The cognitive dissonance between these people and regular Americans existing in the world is staggering.

Let’s get you to bed grandpa

They truly are the Softest Boys and Girls. Everybody is 10 feet tall and bulletproof until the escalator stops working and then there needs to be an investigation and arrests