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Matty Clark

@mattyshark.bsky.social

Music venue owner/operator, hoops fan, husband. Trying my best here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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White Claw presents the RiNo Corpo Slop Fest in partnership with State Farm and Raytheon

09.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

09.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 18217    🔁 4512    💬 399    📌 414

Crazy to live in a world where people are mad at the woke evil halftime show and then the halftime show is just objectively good music and pure unadulterated joy. A fucking wedding happened. I mean come on man what are we doing

09.02.2026 06:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They have it all and can’t get shit done cos at the end of the day they’re fucking idiots

09.02.2026 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He sucks anyway

09.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck both these losers

09.02.2026 05:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoops

09.02.2026 05:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He threw the pick right after I posted this 🤗

09.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Im glad Drake Maye didn’t win MVP cos he SUCKS ASSSSSSS

09.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tell Congress: Freeze Funding for ICE! Congress has a critical government funding deadline on January 30th. It’s up to them to use it for good—by opposing additional funding for DHS without safeguards that rein in violent and lawless agent...

Congress has a critical government funding deadline on January 30th. It’s up to them to use it for good. Send an email to demand accountability and oppose additional funding for DHS without safeguards that rein in ICE’s violence and lawlessness:

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28.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sorry but "Geese" is some of the worst music I've ever heard in my life.

26.01.2026 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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most nick wright takes are eligible for this account

28.12.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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20.12.2025 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“College football is the best!”

20.12.2025 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

RFK Jr on the call here

08.11.2025 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tequila is up a ton and that’s really killing me

08.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would argue they need to do that more. Standing contest. Real alpha male stuff

06.11.2025 18:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought for sure it was gonna be “suck my dick bitch”

05.11.2025 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only election he can recall is the stolen one in 2020!!!

05.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching this really just drives home how perfect James Adomian’s Elon impression is. bsky.app/profile/jado...

01.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 38    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

We are governed by fucking morons

23.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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36 out of every 100 Americans shrugged and went to crossfit or some shit. Great job, wockaflockas.

23.10.2025 05:22 — 👍 1257    🔁 302    💬 53    📌 17

Can we please get this man a decent MUA

21.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate this world. Truly so fucking stupid

19.10.2025 05:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Food so good there’s a cottage industry making fun of it across every social media platform but hell yeah, smashed peas. Love it

18.10.2025 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I always like to remember that the leader of the Nazi party blew his brains out like a bitch instead of facing the music

15.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Do something” okay girl yall are the ones in charge

12.10.2025 14:48 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Homie is slurring worse than ever these days

09.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0