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Christa Mrgan

@antichrista.bsky.social

Taller than expected! โœจVideos & Podcasts at Panicโœจ ๐ŸŽธBass & backup vox in Bubblegum Doom band Fox Medicine, and Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute @preciousmachinery.bsky.social she/her ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’–

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Looking down at a 12-year-old boy climbing a 17-foot bouldering wall at an indoor gym. His face is obscured by a smiley face sticker, but accurately conveys his feelings about the situation

Looking down at a 12-year-old boy climbing a 17-foot bouldering wall at an indoor gym. His face is obscured by a smiley face sticker, but accurately conveys his feelings about the situation

Took my son and his friend bouldering last night, and it was the other kidโ€™s first time. Starting out, he was like, โ€œoh, Iโ€™m not very coordinated,โ€ โ€œI have no upper body strengthโ€ etc. but by the end was asking when we can do it again. ๐Ÿฅฒ

Watching someone go from self-doubt to joy: top-10 feeling

07.03.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, Iโ€™d absolutely faceplant coming off that transition on the right, but if I somehow managed not to, one of those lips would get me for sure! But isnโ€™t it just way too short/narrow BMXers? How would you handle those angles? Guess Iโ€™ve only seen BMX in really spacious bowls & ramps

07.03.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OpenAI andโ€ฆthe United States Militaryโ€ฆare teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4525    ๐Ÿ” 1067    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
Photo of the most cursed metal skate ramp ever created by human hands. It has a steep bank on the left side, maybe like 3โ€™ of flat, and then a transition on the right that would make Satan weep with joy. I donโ€™t know who rides this or how, but it has to be pretty wild to see

Photo of the most cursed metal skate ramp ever created by human hands. It has a steep bank on the left side, maybe like 3โ€™ of flat, and then a transition on the right that would make Satan weep with joy. I donโ€™t know who rides this or how, but it has to be pretty wild to see

hey gurl, did paul rudolph design u? bc u look BRUTAL

07.03.2026 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
RowBot Rally store listing in the Playdate Catalog. There's a discount tag in the top-left corner advertising that the game's 20% off โ€” $12, discounted from $15.

RowBot Rally store listing in the Playdate Catalog. There's a discount tag in the top-left corner advertising that the game's 20% off โ€” $12, discounted from $15.

#playdate catalog sale is live now! for the next couple weeks, you can pick up rowbot rally at a steamy fresh discount of just $12!

nominated for multiple PD awards, a big labor of love; made without a single shred of robot input. โค๏ธ
play.date/g/rbr

...hey, free demo, too!
rae.wtf/rowbot-rally...

05.03.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

remember: there are no stupid questions, only stupid askers ๐Ÿ˜Œ

06.03.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my new yearโ€™s resolution is to stop procrastinating

05.03.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chat from January 13th, 2015
shauninman: I want to do a Zelda-like where every power-up uses the crank.
neven: oh nice
shauninman: Crank powered lantern
neven: neat
shauninman: time manipulation. lighting/gate control. opening safes. drilling through walls.
neven: rad. rotisserie chicken.

Chat from January 13th, 2015 shauninman: I want to do a Zelda-like where every power-up uses the crank. neven: oh nice shauninman: Crank powered lantern neven: neat shauninman: time manipulation. lighting/gate control. opening safes. drilling through walls. neven: rad. rotisserie chicken.

Here's how the idea for Ratcheteer came to Shaun, during early Playdate discussionsโ€ฆ

05.03.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Colored enamel pool sign that says โ€œwatch your child!โ€ in very 70s lettering, with an illustration of a guy in swim trunks smiling and looking up at the sky while pushing a babyโ€™s head under the water with one foot. 

He knows what heโ€™s doing and heโ€™s trying to make it look like an accident, but the sign is tsk-tsking him for lacking the courage to look into the eyes of his drowning child

Colored enamel pool sign that says โ€œwatch your child!โ€ in very 70s lettering, with an illustration of a guy in swim trunks smiling and looking up at the sky while pushing a babyโ€™s head under the water with one foot. He knows what heโ€™s doing and heโ€™s trying to make it look like an accident, but the sign is tsk-tsking him for lacking the courage to look into the eyes of his drowning child

Pretty sure this is NOT a Poolmaster sign, but cโ€™mon

04.03.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

03.03.2026 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 372    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
Twin Peaks Logo Generator

Turtle Power!

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

02.03.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7808    ๐Ÿ” 1860    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

01.03.2026 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4414    ๐Ÿ” 929    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

(donโ€™t look at his profile, he has a bunch of blue maga emojis in his bio)

28.02.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ben Franklinโ€™s ghost, which somehow has a BlueSky account: Oh and youโ€™re surprised!?!?!????

28.02.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

uhh so I guess we couldnโ€™t keep it (the republic)

28.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8807    ๐Ÿ” 1775    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

03.03.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12852    ๐Ÿ” 1684    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Alexey, Alyosha, Alyoshenkaโ€ฆ yup, thatโ€™s him! three names, one guy

Dmitri, Mitya, Mitka, Mitenkaโ€ฆ also one dude

Ivan, Vanka, Vanechkaโ€ฆ yeah, again, these are names for just one single person

(The Brothers Karamazov are basically super depressing Pokรฉmon)

27.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are always like whatโ€™s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

26.02.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13116    ๐Ÿ” 3034    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
Screenshot of the last post I saw by @funeralpig.bsky.social (display name wargen); the account had already been deactivated at this point, but I guess this post was cached. Real similar vibes to when a Twitter mutual died by suicide a while back, so it triggered alarm bells for me. They are probably just dealing with something and are completely fine otherwise, but also, if you have a way to get in touch with them, please do.

Screenshot of the last post I saw by @funeralpig.bsky.social (display name wargen); the account had already been deactivated at this point, but I guess this post was cached. Real similar vibes to when a Twitter mutual died by suicide a while back, so it triggered alarm bells for me. They are probably just dealing with something and are completely fine otherwise, but also, if you have a way to get in touch with them, please do.

Hey, does anyone happen to know @funeralpig.bsky.social IRL, or have another contact for them? A few of their posts this morning made it seem like they were going through something, and now their accountโ€™s deactivated. Iโ€™d love for somebody who knows them to just check in with them, if possible.

26.02.2026 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love the idea, but then just thinking about the staggering amount of work it would take is overwhelming! Maybe the trick is just to start, and pretty soon youโ€™re too far in to turn back. ๐Ÿ˜…

26.02.2026 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved this conversation, and making this episode kiiiinda has me wanting to create my own FMV game. (I won't, but still!!)

25.02.2026 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's honestly a good podcast imo

25.02.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know, but how could I not

And donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™m only *guessing* what commenters on a porn site would say (I donโ€™t read the comments!!!)

25.02.2026 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh were you all watching something else tonight

25.02.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Predator handshake meme. Top text over joined hands: โ€œHeโ€™s really a tremendous finisher inside the boxโ€
Left text over arm: โ€œsoccer commentatorโ€ 
Right text over arm: โ€œpornhub commenterโ€

Predator handshake meme. Top text over joined hands: โ€œHeโ€™s really a tremendous finisher inside the boxโ€ Left text over arm: โ€œsoccer commentatorโ€ Right text over arm: โ€œpornhub commenterโ€

25.02.2026 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we live in ๐ŸŽถ hellllllll ๐ŸŽถ

24.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah itโ€™s probably like one of those Magic Eye posters

24.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey, is there a way to tell if the abyss is staring back at you? bc this thing is likeโ€ฆ really dark

24.02.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh yeah, and also โ€œgoonersโ€ are Arsenal fans! itโ€™s neat that these words have no other meanings

23.02.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0